Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

i'm feezing my tail off you?

2007-01-31 07:32:27 · 17 answers · asked by hfroggie2005 5 in Polls & Surveys

Another violation?but i think you will laugh?
paddy goes into the pub with a grenade hanging from each ear.murphy says''why have you got a grenade hanging from each ear paddy''paddy says ''cos everytime mick walks in he clouts me round the ears and says 'owz it going paddy' i have had enuff of this so tonite im goin to blow his effin hands off''

2007-01-31 07:32:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 07:32:19 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 07:31:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE

AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" .

THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...

"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK

WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK

WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK

WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK

WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK

AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.

BUT YOU SIR...

WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK

WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN

WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED

WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE

AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE."

"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED"

THE BLACK MAN TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE MAN WALKED AWAY.

2007-01-31 07:31:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 07:31:25 · 7 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have rivers without water,
Forests without trees,
Mountains without rocks
Towns without houses.
What am I?

2007-01-31 07:31:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 07:31:06 · 14 answers · asked by wildone_racing 2 in Celebrities

if i was your GF and asked you really nicley not to watch the game Sunday would you??

2007-01-31 07:31:05 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 07:30:43 · 31 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want to know why does NFL quarterbacks have the dates with famous actresses.

2007-01-31 07:30:41 · 9 answers · asked by DXTRCHN11 6 in Celebrities

2007-01-31 07:30:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think its country and western.

2007-01-31 07:30:20 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.

2007-01-31 07:30:12 · 10 answers · asked by John P 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Greece?
you told me guys that i can iask the same questions if i want,soo here it is!!:):):)

2007-01-31 07:30:09 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My College housing selection is upon me and I'm think of getting a single room. That way I don't have to deal with anyone bs. I'll have my own space and be able to keep and neat and clean as I won't.

The only draw back, is it 7440 for the year.

Now what I'm thinking is peace of mind vs debt?
Which is worth more?

I've had roommies, before, and sharing a living space with someone just isn't me?

So should I do it go for the single room?

2007-01-31 07:30:07 · 12 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

i dream with the ocean. but its weird...different scenerio, but at the end its the same, the ocean is angry am guessing at me. by the end of my dream, or by the time am almost awake the ocean turns torbulent, angry waves. i feel like its trying to get me. i love the ocean and i feel that i have a great connection with the ocean, and the moon, am a cancer.
but what can this disturving dream mean???

2007-01-31 07:29:52 · 9 answers · asked by .:peAchy:. 2 in Horoscopes

how old do you have to be to go into the audience of deal or no deal??

2007-01-31 07:29:43 · 7 answers · asked by MK06 2 in Television

2007-01-31 07:29:29 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 07:29:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone want the rest of it?? There's no point in eating it now.

2007-01-31 07:29:16 · 22 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 07:29:15 · 5 answers · asked by sheldon b 1 in Movies

2007-01-31 07:29:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 07:29:06 · 10 answers · asked by Violation Notice: The 1 like 5/4 4 in Polls & Surveys

What species of alien is Yoda? I heard it once and never again, so I have forgot what he is, but he isn't the only one of his kind that lived on Degoba. Anyone know?

2007-01-31 07:28:46 · 8 answers · asked by Shepherd 5 in Movies

It will be a challenge.. but I love a good challenge... ;)

2007-01-31 07:28:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

paddy goes into the pub with a grenade hanging from each ear.murphy says''why have you got a grenade hanging from each ear paddy''paddy says ''cos everytime mick walks in he clouts me round the ears and says 'owz it going paddy' i have had enuff of this so tonite im goin to blow his effin hands off''

2007-01-31 07:28:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you think Johnny is sexy or not?

2007-01-31 07:27:35 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I recieved my coffee mug today!!
Thank You Yahoo!!

2007-01-31 07:27:30 · 16 answers · asked by kayboff 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 07:27:13 · 12 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys