Entertainment & Music - 30 January 2007

I found a funny blonde joke for once!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He
sighed...
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."

2007-01-30 07:19:51 · 69 answers · asked by Fluffy Rover 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:19:23 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why or why not?
What would you do to stand out?
Do you watch "Girls Gone Wild?"
What if you saw your daughter/mother/sister/ friend on one?

2007-01-30 07:19:05 · 29 answers · asked by Vizzini 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know it's my own poop but I get disgusted trying to unclog it, and the last thing I want to do is call someone else to get disgusted.

2007-01-30 07:18:55 · 2 answers · asked by chaseki 3 in Polls & Surveys

omg i love this baby!!!!!!!!
hes a sweetie!! do u agree??
and do u know where i could find some videos from this movie ( except for youtube, ive already searched here with no results)????

2007-01-30 07:18:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

She gets in her car and has no regard for anyone else and ends up killing a young mom and it was hushed up for quite a while. What do people think about this???Should she go to jail

2007-01-30 07:18:44 · 18 answers · asked by Scott 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-30 07:18:35 · 9 answers · asked by jimmycheesemaster 2 in Music

this song is quite old i think. rest of the song words goes :
hey frankie do u remember me, oh how you let me down, all i did was run around, you'll never know how much i love you(something like that)
all i need is the song title and artist name if possible. thanks

2007-01-30 07:18:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-30 07:18:34 · 18 answers · asked by Josh B 1 in Polls & Surveys

on that 70s show what ever happened to donnas little sister tina?

2007-01-30 07:18:19 · 5 answers · asked by maskmanmikep@verizon.net 1 in Television

Thanks for answering!

2007-01-30 07:18:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can someone please look over my answers and tell me whats wrong with them......why dont I get best answers??? WHY

2007-01-30 07:18:11 · 11 answers · asked by Sue Sue2 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:18:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is it true that chris brown love to be around men and boys thatn girls is he gay

2007-01-30 07:17:52 · 6 answers · asked by stevenson r 1 in Celebrities

ineed this so bad.. please tell me

2007-01-30 07:17:49 · 3 answers · asked by Lala 1 in Music

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this
morning."
What part of broke do you not understand?

2007-01-30 07:17:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I can't go home to switch because I use public transportation, and my home is like 2 hours away. I walk around the office all day for various tasks, and It looks really bad. Suggestions please!

2007-01-30 07:17:25 · 14 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

It stands for a couple things. I need help with a couple letters.
Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly...

*****
U
Do
What
Ever
I
Say
?
?

2007-01-30 07:17:17 · 19 answers · asked by Sam I Am 3 in Polls & Surveys

you get one or the other. i know many of you will say-i'll take the education and make the money and i know many will say the opposite i'll take the money and go get an education. studies show that people who usually have the money-don't go out and get educations.

so please choose either.

2007-01-30 07:17:01 · 33 answers · asked by LS 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 07:16:35 · 20 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

I live on an isolated island

2007-01-30 07:16:32 · 5 answers · asked by A 3 1 in Polls & Surveys

Yeah, he was found gassed at 'Home on the Range'!

2007-01-30 07:16:25 · 15 answers · asked by purplehairsarah 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-30 07:16:22 · 11 answers · asked by seeme 1 in Television

you should, someone might be looking for you.

2007-01-30 07:16:12 · 13 answers · asked by Candy C 2 in Polls & Surveys

Don't you think he should?!

2007-01-30 07:16:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for just one day...what would you like to do..?

2007-01-30 07:16:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."

His father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

2007-01-30 07:15:59 · 8 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-30 07:15:44 · 5 answers · asked by FreakGirl 5 in Television

1.Street fighter the Movie
2.BloodRayne
3.House of the dead
4.Double Dragon
5.Motal Kombat2
6.Mario Brothers
7.Doom
8.Resident Evil 2
Cast youre Votes. which is the worst?

2007-01-30 07:15:39 · 6 answers · asked by blackbible1 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-30 07:15:24 · 5 answers · asked by seeme 1 in Television