DO you think this is funny?

Question

I found a funny blonde joke for once!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to
relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He
sighed...
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."

Answer 1

i know people(some ) hate blonde jokes but i adore airheads...

Answer 2

On oldie but a goodie. Love it! Heard this one?

A blonde was on vacation in the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge nine-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, fires, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby are seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
As the shopkeeper stands on the bank, watching in silent amazement, the blonde struggles and flips the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "Rats! This one's barefoot too!"

Answer 3

very funny:how about this one then:Everybody turns lesbian or gay?


Cowboy joke
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.


She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"


He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."


She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."


The two sat sipping in silence.


A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

So let me know:are you gay or a lesbian now?
Greetings:the P.Dragon.

Answer 4

it's very funny, but it's been around for years..personally i like this one...
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blond catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Julie and you are
losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again,
the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blond
says brightly, "Hi my name is Julie, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blond gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks
on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
Again she say s, "Hi my name is Julie, and you are losing some of
your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to
the nextlight. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs
back to the blond. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says..

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK."

Answer 5

Yes I wish I would have heard that one as a teenager we used to have a note book full of blonde jokes.

Answer 6

Yes

Answer 7

Nudder oldy but funny...9/10

Answer 8

Hilarious!

Answer 9

Perfect blond joke, I'm forwarding this to be co-workers now. Heehee

Answer 10

Yes, this went around my work a couple of days ago, and it put a smile on every ones' face

Answer 11

Excellent...lol