Entertainment & Music - 30 January 2007

2007-01-30 04:53:43 · 27 answers · asked by Spanky C ® 5 in Polls & Surveys

1. You can GET Chocolate.
2. “If you Love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with Chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when It has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate Even in front of you Mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
9. The word ‘Commitment’ doesn’t scare off your chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work-mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
17. You are never too young or too old to have chocolate.
18. When you have chocolate it doesn’t keep the neighbors awake.
19. With chocolate, size doesn’t matter, it’s always good.
20. You don’t have to beg to get chocolate.
21. You can have chocolate with little kids without being sent to jail.
22. Chocolate doesn’t keep you awake yapping after you’ve had it.
23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk ok on Monday morning.
24. It’s easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
25. When chocolate melts all over your hands its nice to lick it of

2007-01-30 04:53:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

who do you is good on the ice

2007-01-30 04:52:57 · 11 answers · asked by lipgloss shopping queen 3 in Celebrities

This song sounds like another one I've heard, but I can't think of it! If anyone can help...please let me know!! Thanks!!

2007-01-30 04:52:16 · 3 answers · asked by sistasweetie02 1 in Music

I work with this girl who JUST turned 18. She has a good job and is trying to save money to go to college. She has just revealed that she is giving it all up to become a stripper. She practices all day when the boss aint looking with an electrical pole than runs from floor to ceiling. Problem is that she really sucks at it.

2007-01-30 04:51:56 · 2 answers · asked by CLARABELLE 7 in Polls & Surveys

That sense of just not wanting to always go with the flow......following your own path and thoughts...

2007-01-30 04:51:55 · 13 answers · asked by JC 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 04:51:20 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

at least two maybe three.... ==;0

2007-01-30 04:50:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and had no idea why?

2007-01-30 04:50:36 · 12 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 04:50:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 04:50:22 · 15 answers · asked by Tom E 2 in Music

2007-01-30 04:50:20 · 7 answers · asked by ck 5 in Polls & Surveys

Things Men Know About Women

1. ———-
2. ———
3. ———
4. ———
5. ———
6. ———
7. ———
8. ———
9. ———
10. THEY HAVE BOOBS.

2007-01-30 04:50:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What were they selling?

2007-01-30 04:49:59 · 50 answers · asked by Nep-Tunes 6 in Polls & Surveys

on a boulevard of broken dreams?

2007-01-30 04:49:46 · 17 answers · asked by JC 7 in Polls & Surveys

and ugly?

2007-01-30 04:49:22 · 12 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 04:48:53 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Judas Rabbi is as hot as his avatar?

2007-01-30 04:47:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What caused it?

2007-01-30 04:46:59 · 43 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 04:46:49 · 8 answers · asked by Dat_Gangsta_Chic 2 in Television

GERARD.GERARD.GERARD

2007-01-30 04:46:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I just wonder what other people think the future is going to be like!

2007-01-30 04:46:37 · 5 answers · asked by C'Vale Chick 1 in Polls & Surveys

Miss Potter is a film about the lfe of Beatrix Potter and Ewan McGregor is an actor in the film

2007-01-30 04:46:33 · 6 answers · asked by Chocoholic 1 in Movies

2007-01-30 04:46:26 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

>
>The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
>surrogate father to start their family.
>On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife
>goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."
>
>
>Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
>happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
>
>"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..."
>
>
>"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been
>expecting you."
>
>"Have you really? "said the photographer. "Well, that's good.
>Did you know babies are my specialty?"
>
>"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
>seat" ;After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
>
>"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
>couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room
>floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
>
>"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and
>me!"
>
>"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we
>try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles,
>I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
>
>"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
>
>"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in
>and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
>
>"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
>
>The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
>baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
>
>"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
>
>"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider her
>mother was so difficult to work with."
>
>"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
>
>"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the
>job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a
>good look."
>
>"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
>
>"Yes", the photographer replied. And for more than three hours, too.
>The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
>concentrate and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
>Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had
>to pack it all in."
>
>Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, um
>. . equipment?"
>
>"It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and
>we can get to work right away." "Tripod?" "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use
>a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand
>very long."
>
>Mrs. Smith fainted.

2007-01-30 04:46:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-30 04:45:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Goober & the Ghost Catchers? the dog would turn invisible when he got scared but you could still see his hat and collar?

2007-01-30 04:45:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 04:45:08 · 10 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

It was loaded on my computer without my permission and I am sooo upset.

2007-01-30 04:44:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 04:44:23 · 1 answers · asked by jld742 1 in Music