1. You can GET Chocolate.
2. “If you Love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with Chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when It has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate Even in front of you Mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
9. The word ‘Commitment’ doesn’t scare off your chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work-mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
17. You are never too young or too old to have chocolate.
18. When you have chocolate it doesn’t keep the neighbors awake.
19. With chocolate, size doesn’t matter, it’s always good.
20. You don’t have to beg to get chocolate.
21. You can have chocolate with little kids without being sent to jail.
22. Chocolate doesn’t keep you awake yapping after you’ve had it.
23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk ok on Monday morning.
24. It’s easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
25. When chocolate melts all over your hands its nice to lick it of
2007-01-30 04:53:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... nice first time I heard it and it was fantastic.. Were u having chocolate while typing this? lol
2007-01-30 05:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! these reasons are very comforting for people with sex problems... also 26) you can have chocolate even when you're dead tired!
2007-01-30 05:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by mj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
26)You can keep your chocolate in fridge for the whole day and it gets harder to bite
27)Chocolates are cheap.
28)Drinking chocolates are also available.
2007-01-30 05:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it... i've never heard that one before! number three and twenty four are my favorite!
2007-01-30 05:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a GOOD ONE!!
hahaha
2007-01-30 05:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-01-30 05:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-30 05:26:32 · answer #7 · answered by *Alice* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Hilarious!!! Made my day!!!
2007-01-30 05:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
yummy :)
2007-01-30 05:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by Lorina 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how true.
2007-01-30 05:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋