Note from Husband
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54-year-old body can no longer
supply. However, I am very happy with you
and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact I will be spending the
evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don?t be
perturbed, I shall be
back home before midnight. When the man came home, he found the following letter
on the dining room
table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind
you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you
that while you are
reading this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your
secretary, also is 18. As a
successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will
understand that we are in
the same
situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
2007-01-29
06:21:04
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