Note from Husband
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your
54-year-old body can no longer
supply. However, I am very happy with you
and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact I will be spending the
evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don?t be
perturbed, I shall be
back home before midnight. When the man came home, he found the following letter
on the dining room
table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind
you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you
that while you are
reading this, I
will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your
secretary, also is 18. As a
successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will
understand that we are in
the same
situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
2007-01-29 06:21:04 · 12 answers · asked by a.gatenby 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dang payback's a B###H!!!!
LOL
2007-01-29 06:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2007-01-29 07:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only true in the missionary position...now take the inverse of 54 into 18.
2007-01-29 06:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
possibly in case you pronounced purely one consultation of couple's medical care to him it may help the two certainly one of you open up extra advantageous to a minimum of one yet another. for sure he has issues chatting with you if he leaves a letter for you in looking. additionally propose having some high quality time for you and him and for the comprehensive relatives. case in point have one nighttime a week or 2 the place you 2 can bypass out and function dinner or something. Then one nighttime a week have a relatives board interest nighttime or bowling. possibly rekindling the spark between you 2 might desire to be all your relationship desires.
2016-12-16 16:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical
2007-01-29 06:30:15 · answer #5 · answered by Eda M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long division.
2007-01-29 06:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Remus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-29 06:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by Imajica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on! I'm all for that!
2007-01-29 06:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by Pancake 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I love it. 10/10
2007-01-29 06:25:38 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa....
too much info...
hahaha
2007-01-29 06:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋