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Entertainment & Music - 26 January 2007

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three naked guys are in a sonna (german, japanese, and hillbilly)
there is a beeping noise, and the german clicks his wrist and the beeping stops. they look at him with a ? on their faces, and he explains "my pager, i have a microchip underneath my skin"
then a phone rings, the japanese "answers" putting his hand on his ear, when everyone looks at him with a ? on their face, he explains "my phone just rang. i have a microchip underneath my skin"
the hillbilly feels left out for he has no technology in his skin. so he goes in the bathroom and walks out with toilet paper coming out of his a$s. they look at him with ??? on their faces, so he goes

"oh will you take a look at THAT! i just got a fax!"
HAHAHAHA




funny or not ? :P rate from 1-10

2007-01-26 13:40:19 · 26 answers · asked by sofia 3 in Jokes & Riddles

that every time someone posts an OBVIOUS joke question, everyone is too stupid to understand that it's a silly joke?

and when i say something OBVIOUSLY sarcastic, everyone thinks i'm being serious?

honestly, people... how. how. how. how.

HOW
HOW
HOW
HOW WERE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO TURN ON A COMPUTER AND MAKE YOUR BROWSER GO TO ANSWERS.YAHOO.COM?

forget that. let's start at something simpler. how were you smart enough to remember to breathe in an out all day long in order to supply your lungs with oxygen? is someone helping you with this stuff? be honest.

2007-01-26 13:39:56 · 24 answers · asked by some_one1234 4 in Polls & Surveys

i think its awful

2007-01-26 13:39:43 · 11 answers · asked by sportsfreak01234 3 in Television

2

A widow of only a few months goes out on her first date since the death of her husband. They have a great evening but when he makes a move, she holds him back saying, "I can't. I'm wearing black knickers because I'm still in mourning for my husband."

They continue to date, although it never goes past a goodnight kiss at the end of the evening.
Then a few weeks later in the middle of a passionate embrace, he gets out a packet of black condoms.

"What are those for?" she asks.

"I'd like to give you my condolences!" he replies. :)

2007-01-26 13:39:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone have Tyson Ritter's email? Or anyone from the All-AmericanRejects or Green Day?

2007-01-26 13:39:05 · 2 answers · asked by Linkin Park girl 2 in Celebrities

:)

2007-01-26 13:38:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Girls Only" or "Guys only".... Do you click on the question anyway??

2007-01-26 13:38:27 · 22 answers · asked by Whaaaat?? 4 in Polls & Surveys

There was this Parakeet that went into a bar and asked the bartender for some peanuts. The bartender said "No we don't have any peanuts." Then the parakeet left the bar. The next day the parakeet came back to the same bar and asked the same bartender the same question "Do you have any peanuts?" So then the bartender again said the same thing that he had none. This went on for a week and finally the bartender said to the parakeet, "If you come in here and ask that GD question one more time, I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar counter." The next day the parakeet came back in and this time asked, "Do you hae any nails?" The bartender said, "No." Then the parakeet asked, "Do you have any peanuts?"

2007-01-26 13:37:36 · 8 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I used to love both of them back in the early to mid 90s but now I'm pretty much annoyed by what both have become. Classic "Simpsons" was simply the best written comedy ever!!! I would watch every epidsode and rewatch every old epidsode in syndication b/c there was so much humor crammed into each epidsode. The show was incredibly fresh for so long. Now, it's simply one of the most annoying shows on TV. I actually sat down to watch an epidsode from this season and didn't even chuckle once!! THIS IS THE SIMPSONS!! One of the best but now it's like a totally different series...totally jumped the shark YEARS AGO!!

Then you got rap music. The scene was something different back in the day. Of course, it reflected the struggle in the streets but it also didn't seem so proud to be ghetto for ghetto sake. It's hard to describe what I mean exactly. For example, look at Public Enemy's stuff...classic and timeless. Compare that to some of the annoying c r ap that's out there where everyone is talking about how they're ready to get drunk and fight in the club. I know there was gangsta stuff back in the day but even that was better quality back in the day. Geto Boys is a good example..."My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me" Basically, back then, the ghetto was rough and the music reflected that more than just glorify it like today.

Anyways, what's fallen further?

2007-01-26 13:37:32 · 2 answers · asked by phm210 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-26 13:37:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

....people steal your condoms while their outside drying on the clothesline?

2007-01-26 13:37:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Apparently she had said on TV that the kid who was kidnapped & found (Hornbeck?) was dead. hahaha what a fake psychic!

2007-01-26 13:36:36 · 8 answers · asked by Joey (f) 2 in Television

I don't count cartoons/anime with other TV.

2007-01-26 13:36:17 · 13 answers · asked by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 in Polls & Surveys

I usually hand wash mine. It seems to increase their longevity.

2007-01-26 13:36:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can someone give me a brief history of what Bono did "wrong" that people started resenting him. Wasn't it something to do with a charity or Ireland/Africa?? I would like the facts; opinions okay too.

2007-01-26 13:35:55 · 8 answers · asked by Jennifer 3 in Music

I like all the above!

2007-01-26 13:35:53 · 6 answers · asked by *COCO* 6 in Polls & Surveys

and they use the tiny, little, worthless flashlights?

2007-01-26 13:35:22 · 7 answers · asked by scape.squad.story 3 in Celebrities

Ok here it is:
Jack and Jill travel to four different states Vermont, California, Utah, and Colorado while in these states they do one activity rock climbing, Biking, Rafting, or Canoeing they also go for four different reasons a lecture, to collect minerals, a PBS interview, and a conference, They go during the months of July August September or October. Here are the clues:

1. The state they visited for a lecture was visited at some point before Colorado
2. The trip to Vermont is not the one in which they went rock climbing
3. They went rafting during the trip that they collected mineral samples
4. They went to California exactly one month before the trip in which they went biking
5. They went to a conference at some point before, but not the month immediately before, they made a trip to be interviewed by PBS
6. They went canoeing during the trip to Colorado. They did not travel to Colorado for the PBS interview.

Any thoughts?

2007-01-26 13:35:22 · 3 answers · asked by Nathan H 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-26 13:34:45 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Comics & Animation

Lyrics are, "Please tell me why...My car is on the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on...I came in through the window last night and you're gone..

2007-01-26 13:34:31 · 10 answers · asked by Kaleb 1 in Music

She acts on Hight Scool musical and on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody!!!

2007-01-26 13:34:14 · 5 answers · asked by ThElL 1 in Celebrities

I need jokes to tell to my 10-year-old brother. He loves jokes. ^_^! Try to keep them PG, ok?

2007-01-26 13:34:13 · 5 answers · asked by jessie_mccormick 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-26 13:34:04 · 7 answers · asked by Shaba laba ding dong 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 13:34:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Why hasn't the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon been made into a live action movie yet?

That would be cool as pants!

With Hank, Dianna, Shelia, Eric, Presto (Gay), Bobby and Uni.

Although I always thought that the Dungeon Master was a bit of a Paedo?

And what was Vengers problem?

2007-01-26 13:33:56 · 9 answers · asked by Peter Darling 2 in Comics & Animation

"ill babysit. im not sure im good at it. i used to read babysitters club books...."

1st correct answer gets the 10 points.
PS: It's a guy.

2007-01-26 13:33:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

:)

2007-01-26 13:32:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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