A widow of only a few months goes out on her first date since the death of her husband. They have a great evening but when he makes a move, she holds him back saying, "I can't. I'm wearing black knickers because I'm still in mourning for my husband."
They continue to date, although it never goes past a goodnight kiss at the end of the evening.
Then a few weeks later in the middle of a passionate embrace, he gets out a packet of black condoms.
"What are those for?" she asks.
"I'd like to give you my condolences!" he replies. :)
2007-01-26 13:39:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wonder if he did fidgety?
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?----A widow.
Ways to be offensive at a funeral:
Tell the widow she looks horny in black.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's secret gay lover.
Ouch!
2007-01-26 23:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Where do you get black condoms from?
In fact where do you get widows with black knickers from?
You tell some good jokes FF.
Keep 'em comin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-27 04:33:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-27 03:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one all day 10/10
2007-01-30 07:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by chrispi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a condolence?
2007-01-26 21:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by Stef 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nah there are some good ones on here so look those up this is boring!
2007-01-26 21:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by Cool Chick 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nothing like paying your respects.
next time she could tell him to say it with flowers...
2007-01-26 21:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by Peter Darling 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep 'em coming great
2007-01-27 09:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-01-26 23:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by do you smell..... what's coo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-27 06:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋