Entertainment & Music - 26 January 2007

Grandpa and Grandma, a redhead, were living with their son and daughter-in-law.

Grandpa noticed that his son had a bottle of Viagra and asked if he could have one.

His son said, "Dad, I don't think you should take one, they're very strong and expensive."

Grandpa said, "I know, but I want to try one. How much are they??"

His son replied, "$10 each."

Grandpa only had a $50 bill but was going to the bank. He told his son that he would leave $10 under his pillow that night.

The next morning his son found $110 under his pillow and said, "Dad, I told you it was only $10. There's $110 under my pillow!"

Grandpa said, "That's ok, the other $100 is from Grandma!"

Q: What's the advantage of a blonde vs. a redhead?

A: At least you can ignore the blonde safely.

Brunette after sxx: "Oh that was great! Love you...wanna marry?"

Blonde after sxx: "Next!"

Redhead after sxx: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.

2007-01-26 02:32:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Does anyone know where I can get the Target skit from the SNL episode with J Timberlake? Youtube pulled it!?

SNL skit Target download

2007-01-26 02:32:38 · 1 answers · asked by heatro 1 in Television

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Do you ever....??

Do you ever get these moments when you feel lost? Like your soul is lost and you can't find the right path?

What do you do for that feeling to go away??

2007-01-26 02:32:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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A blonde looks into a mirror and says ______________?

2007-01-26 02:32:26 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What kind of music do you prefer? Rap or Country?

I love my country music. I can't stand to listen to rap. I just went to the george strait and taylor swift concert last friday night and it was awesome.

2007-01-26 02:32:14 · 15 answers · asked by Qt PIE 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Men what would you do if you woke up in the morning and your tool was gone?

2007-01-26 02:31:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How to take care of long butt-hair?

braid it, part it, comb to the side or put it in a ponytail?

2007-01-26 02:31:11 · 18 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is ACDC demonic?

i'm a 34 year old ACDC fan, however my 15 year old son and his 16 year old girlfriend are having an arguement over her pastor telling her that ACDC was demonic. He stated that he heard Angus, or Brian saying they worshiped the devil. Has anyone ever heard such crap come out of either one of their mouths, if so please tell me where i can find it?
thanks very much,

2007-01-26 02:31:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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artist to techno song, god is a girl?

there is a song that's like "god is a girl wherever you are do you believe it can you receive it" its a techno version of the song by groove coverage its called groove mix. does anyone know the artist of the song?

he has a myspace it also has a song on their thats like something rain or something. it's not by groove coverage it's a dj who does it

2007-01-26 02:30:28 · 2 answers · asked by lalala 3 in Music

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If you had the chance to interview any Celebrity, who would it be?

All questions would be fair game. It has to be a living person, no one from the past.

I think I would interview Oprah or Joaquin Phoenix.

2007-01-26 02:30:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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hey evryone whats your opinon about afi ?

i think thier awsome and any other bands and is any one going to a red jumpsuit apparatus concert on feb 3? just wander

2007-01-26 02:30:13 · 8 answers · asked by afi rocks my sox 1 in Music

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Where can I find a recipe to make home made dingleberry jelly?

2007-01-26 02:30:01 · 4 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys

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When you spill SALT, what do you do?

2007-01-26 02:29:51 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Don't think I'm sick or anything, saw it on tv and wondering if it actually exists..?

I saw this thing on south park and thought it was something fictional until I saw something about it on law and order (maybe? something like that) does Nambla exist? or is it something that 2 shows just happen to put in their episode? I mean it's gross if it does.. just curious >.>

2007-01-26 02:29:48 · 11 answers · asked by Nickey b 2 in Television

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What would you do if you found a needle in a haystack?

2007-01-26 02:29:25 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys