He is feral hog. He is from Texas. I met him only once in my life, on
Danube, and since then he is following me everywhere. The Hog is 400 years old.
He gained a pound every year and now his weighs 400 pounds.
He doesn't eat at all. He drinks beer all day.
He has yellow tusks, and his left tusk is broken. He loves money very very very much.
His favourite occupations:
1. Chewing all the day long.
2. Chasing me around, threatening to kill me.
He is hairy all over, but his legs are hairless. He has hair everywhere: in his ears, his nose, his back, his arms,. his bosom, his belly... But his legs are absolutely smooth and hairless, why?
2007-01-25
07:08:48
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