He is feral hog. He is from Texas. I met him only once in my life, on
Danube, and since then he is following me everywhere. The Hog is 400 years old.
He gained a pound every year and now his weighs 400 pounds.
He doesn't eat at all. He drinks beer all day.
He has yellow tusks, and his left tusk is broken. He loves money very very very much.
His favourite occupations:
1. Chewing all the day long.
2. Chasing me around, threatening to kill me.
He is hairy all over, but his legs are hairless. He has hair everywhere: in his ears, his nose, his back, his arms,. his bosom, his belly... But his legs are absolutely smooth and hairless, why?
2007-01-25 07:08:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was in France
2007-01-25 07:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't they all pink. Or he could have fallen into a huge tube of pink skin bleech for pigs and wasn't recused in time and so he went to heaven. God said if he is good (since he died from an accident) he will give him another life but he will have to be pink while he lives. Now isn't so much more clear!
2016-03-29 02:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as you are being chase did you happen to notice that the hog's champion cross country training bike had a flat. all bicyclist shave their legs, chewing (gum) increases metabolism, chasing and threatening is another form exercise or possibly he just needed to vent. He's out of Beer? and could use floride treatments. He's broke too.
2007-01-25 07:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the big pink fat hog he will tell you and if you think he is trying to kill you then stay out of his way.
2007-01-25 07:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by maria fkun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is quite obvious... this hog is a rather avid leg shaver
2007-01-25 07:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by sparkydude001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he is so fat that his legs rub together and if the hair didn't fall off it would cause a small brush fire.
2007-01-25 07:16:28 · answer #6 · answered by puggylover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some one buned the hair off because he was following them around, and he got burnt!
2007-01-25 07:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody's perfect.
2007-01-25 07:14:30 · answer #8 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably wore all that leg hair off,porking you in the azz on a daily basis !!
2007-01-25 07:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sadly, it is a genetic condition brought about because his mother smoked when she was pregnant with him.
2007-01-25 07:14:11 · answer #10 · answered by Sweet n Sour 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋