Entertainment & Music - 25 January 2007

Idol fans, those who watched the New York audition episode an hour ago on Channel 5, could you please help me identify this song. The lyrics used the words "dance", "night", something like "dancing in the night" and they showed contestants who happened to sing that particular song in succession with each person singing a part of the lyric. It ends with the fat guy forgetting how the lyric goes before picking it up again, but Simon sends him off. Please, those with good memory, please help me out!

2007-01-25 02:35:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

3 wishes...

what would you make?

2007-01-25 02:34:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to download some new tunes into my computer. I would like the Norah Jones, James Morrison style. Anything a bit chilled would be great. I love to have great tunes that not many people know about. Any ideas?

2007-01-25 02:34:34 · 4 answers · asked by ms.toinette 3 in Music

2007-01-25 02:34:21 · 8 answers · asked by stargate 2 in Celebrities

A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.

If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So the next Sunday the priest took the monsignors advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office he found the following note on the door.

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not get his ***.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his apostles as J.C. and the boys.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say...he was stoned off his ***.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the gurb, Yeah! God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

2007-01-25 02:34:09 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 02:32:49 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 02:32:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 02:32:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 02:32:04 · 17 answers · asked by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 in Movies

2007-01-25 02:31:52 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Explain why. We Romans would like to know.

2007-01-25 02:30:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

just curious?

2007-01-25 02:30:43 · 23 answers · asked by *~Adri~* 3 in Polls & Surveys

Isn't there a law against being so freakin' HOT?

And I'm going to handcuff him and sit on him til they get here, because I'm just a good citizen that way >: )

2007-01-25 02:30:16 · 19 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

going into a strip club and sticking a food stamp in the strippers g-string

2007-01-25 02:30:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."

2007-01-25 02:30:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

in North africa

2007-01-25 02:29:49 · 47 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 02:28:57 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 02:28:57 · 23 answers · asked by ۞ JønaŦhan ۞ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Dream Girls, Borat, Jack Nicholson.

2007-01-25 02:28:00 · 9 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 02:27:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 02:27:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

But why didn't Rocky win at the end? He always wins.....

2007-01-25 02:26:42 · 3 answers · asked by Muffin 2 in Movies

make me laugh....I could use it & besides you will have a smile remembering it..we both win.

2007-01-25 02:26:17 · 21 answers · asked by aka.rene 5 in Polls & Surveys

For school, I am doing a project on Kaley but I'm using her character from 8 Simple Rules, Bridget Hennessy. I need to know, how old she played on the show and inforamtion like that please.

2007-01-25 02:26:07 · 3 answers · asked by Analeigh 3 in Television

Only have James Joyce at the mo! please help!

2007-01-25 02:26:04 · 22 answers · asked by prettythingsfly 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-25 02:25:48 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 02:25:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 02:24:42 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

When I take a trip with my girl if she's on the rag but didn't pick up any femenine products tough luck. I don't feel like stopping so I have her take her shirt off and place it down there as a substitute. Great Idea right?

2007-01-25 02:24:34 · 7 answers · asked by Sandstorm222's Biggest Fan 1 in Polls & Surveys

identical twins is all i can say

2007-01-25 02:24:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities