A funny thing happened on the way....???

Question

make me laugh....I could use it & besides you will have a smile remembering it..we both win.

Answer 1

I work at a Wastewater plant. We have many stray cats on site. One day we got a sudden dump of snow and the cats got caught in it. To find their way out they had to "jump" to see over the height of the snow. I arrived at work to see all these cats "bouncing" and appearing out of the snow. It was funny to see, as there were about 5 cats jumping at any given time.

Answer 2

well it was rush our and everybody wanted to get on the tube train , normal for a Monday morning, I just managed to squeeze in and I saw this Gentleman running down the stairs his briefcase in 1 hand his umbrella and his news paper in the other . The door´s were closing & he made a mad dash stuck his briefcase between the doors, the guard had is finger well pushed against the button. then the doors opened is slipped in rather fast , the train took off ,he grabed one of the hanging ball things and it fell of in his hand, well I could´t stop laughing I laughed so loud , I even laughed all the way up the escalator , the expression on the mans face was something else,

Answer 3

A funny thing happened on the way to Grandma's.
One day I decided to cycle to my Gran's. It started off okay but then I took a wrong turn and doubled back on myself, so I checked my map book and set off again. The new route I took was about twice as long as the original, but I was doing okay and thought I was almost there, then I took the wrong fork in the road and cycled past the back of her flats without realising. So I keep on cycling thinking I should be there by now, when I suddenly recognise a Firestation that I know is just around the corner from the local bmx track. Now I know I'm lost. I end up having to phone my mum at work to ask for directions. Luckily she knows where I am and I get there in the end.
The end?
Oh no, my dad worked in London and every morning he set off to work in his car, so I thought he could pick me up on his way home, what I didn't realise was that he drove to the train station and left the car there, so he had to come all the way home to pick up the car, then drive back to Hounslow to pick me and my bike up, then drive us home. He wasn't very amused, but by the time I reached my Gran's it was too late to try cycling home again as I didn't have any lights.
The end.

Answer 4

okay lol wow! um nothing that my teacher has said but the first day in 6th grade i got to school and when we went to take our id pictures i tried to look through the window and ramed my forehead into the window i my forhead was red for my pic, then on the way back from lunch for some reason i was in the front od the line and i almost missed my hallway and tripped over the trashcan and then another girl tripped over me so now that incident on the first day of school is known as dancing with the trash can. and all this happened on a very intresting first day of 6th grade .....

Answer 5

A funny thing happened on the way to work.

I had to swerve to avoid a squirell that was chasing a peanut that was blown by the wind. In doing so I spilled my super hot coffee all over my lap and got this redness all over my privates which I had to expose to this super sexy nurse's aid at the doc's office which in turn came out to be a very nice dinner date where I proposed to her and she promptly accepted and we got married and now have 12 children which I field as my local soccer team and they have won the collegial level championship.

Now that was funny, or so I like to think as I sit here brokenhearted pondering on the musings of life as I sip my Double Shot of Espresso.

Answer 6

Here I sit and all in vapor.
Cause someone before used all the paper.
No more here shall I linger.
Watch out behind here comes my finger.

This is written in the stall at work.
I have no clue who would have written such a thing! O:)

Answer 7

my cousin and i were acting goofy and we had this HUGE pair of pants so we were both going to get in them and walk in the house and just be goofy. well, my mom and step-dad walked out before we were ready to come in and we fell down. well my cousin was laughing so hard she started sh*tting. and she was yelling i'm sh*tting i'm sh*tting and i was in the pants with her and my feet were stuck in the bottom of the pants.... it was horrible and funny!!

Answer 8

the funniest thing that happened to me lately was when me and my friend sent our bfs out in a field to chase cows. they got out there and found out that they were bulls. then while they were running out one of them ran into the electric fence.

Answer 9

in to the bank i remembered i didn't put on any pants this morning

Answer 10

I was at a rockparty with my girlfriend, I was holding her on my legs, and we were kissin` and she grabbed my -beep-, and asked what is that =))