Does anyone have some of their own to share? Here's some of mine:
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"Can you slam a revolving door?Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?If no one buys a ticket to the movies do they still show it?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? What do people in China call their good plates?
2007-01-24
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