Really dumb questions to annoy people!What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

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Does anyone have some of their own to share? Here's some of mine:
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"Can you slam a revolving door?Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?If no one buys a ticket to the movies do they still show it?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? What do people in China call their good plates?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
How do you get off a nonstop flight?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Do vampires get AIDS?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
Why do you feet smell and your nose runs? Who pops up the next Kleenex?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
Is a small pig called a hamlet?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
If the Internet has no boundaries, then why do we need Windows, or Gates?
If toast falls butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens
when u put a slice of bread ( butter side up ) on a cats back?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Can you cry underwater?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant, do they have to wear hairnets?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people smart enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
(Sorry I took up so much space. Especially the first paragraph is hard to read. I forgot you could add "details".)

Answer 1

In the window of a business it states "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service", I am wondering what about pants?

Answer 2

Actually, there IS a recording of Abraham Lincoln's voice. Can't remember now where it is but most likely at the Smithsonian. Ah, forgetfulness, the curse of old age!!

Answer 3

How do we know that there are 4 billion stars in the sky....its impossible to count that high in one life time only at night!

Answer 4

it skill the full team did no longer bypass survival isn't in user-friendly terms for self helping people even youthful youngsters, infants, ill people and the elderly ought to proceed to exist even the lifeless people must be extra returned

Answer 5

You have put alot of thought into this! Pretty good! I haven't read it all but I will...just thought I should get my 2 points first...though I have noting to say.

Answer 6

Wh y do they call it taking a dump when u actually leave one?? why do banks that are open 24 hrs, chain their pens to the counter??


source: caleb (me)

Answer 7

what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
what color does a smurf turn if you choke it?
if vegetable oil is made with veletables, what is baby oil made of?
why dont you ever see the headlines "psychic wins lottery"?
why do psychics always ask for your name?

Answer 8

I was rather long, but worth the time to read. Good stuff, I am still laughingl

Answer 9

Steven Wright's attorney will be contacting you about intellectual property theft.

Answer 10

Good One!