Entertainment & Music - 24 January 2007

A little boy is doing his homework. He says to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a bitc* is seven.
"Three plus six, the son of a bitc* is nine."
His mother hears this and gasps. "What are you saying?"
The little boy answers, "I'm doing my homework. this is how my teacher taught me to do it."
Infuriated, the mother confronts the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in arithmetic? He's been saying two plus two, the son of a bitc* is four?"
The teacher replies, "Oh dear, What I taught them was, two plus two, "the sum of which" is four!"
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A woman walks into a chemist's and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. "I want to kill my husband," she says. "He's cheating on me."
The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic to kill your husband, lady, even if he is fooling around."
So the woman pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realise you had a prescription!"

2007-01-24 12:29:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is hotter, Billie Joe Armstrong or Ashton Kutcher?

they're both hot, but in different ways. and yes, i no bja is kinda old, but he was WAY hot in 1994!

2007-01-24 12:29:39 · 11 answers · asked by GDCBGB 3 in Celebrities

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How Do Monkey's get around? Do they swing by their tales or their hands?

2007-01-24 12:29:10 · 7 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it True?

Is it true that the shin bone is just a device we as humans have for finding our way about in the dark?

2007-01-24 12:29:09 · 9 answers · asked by Agony Aunt 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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joke: the govener of CA has a long one, George Bush has a short one but madonna doesnt have one what is it?

2007-01-24 12:28:38 · 14 answers · asked by p1nkp4nd496 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What song did Metallica?

What was the name of the song that metallica made that only was open strings on the guitar

2007-01-24 12:28:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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free minutes???

i live in Texas and i my cell phone service is t-mobile so after 9pm i get free minutes, im currently here in california for a visit. as you know california is 2hrs behind of texas time. so if its 9pm in texas it will be 7pm in cali.
does that mean that srating at 7pm i get free min here in cali because it will be 9pm in tx or i have to wait till 9pm here in cali as well??? thank you so much for your help

2007-01-24 12:27:48 · 9 answers · asked by jms_nov28 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How can I get my comedy writing to producers in TV ?

How can I get an agent who can help?I have called agents and they only represent people who have worked in the industry.

2007-01-24 12:27:42 · 2 answers · asked by bboy244 3 in Television

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Have you ever broken up with your BF or GF before a holiday so you did not have to buy them a Gift?

Like valentine's day, I have heard tales of this and wondered is it true?

2007-01-24 12:27:37 · 23 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Can You answer this riddle??

A woman goes to her mothers funeral. There she meets a man she has never met or seen before. She believes that he is her dream partner, but under the circumstances she didn't get his number and could not find him after the funeral. Two days later she killed her sister?

Why?

2007-01-24 12:26:54 · 10 answers · asked by Jus_014 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you noticed something?

the winds of change are drifting southward toward the golden sun

http://ew1.starsnets.com/images/6418986.jpg

2007-01-24 12:26:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say...............................?

Pauly Shore & Carrot Top in a petting zoo, wearing vinyl S&M outfits, while goats lick cheeze whiz off their toes?

2007-01-24 12:26:23 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of this rap song?

at one point it says: 3, 6, 9, just bust a rhyme....
to the window to the wall....
and at the end there are voices doing the base line, saying: ba da dum, dum, dum, da dum....

2007-01-24 12:26:17 · 13 answers · asked by Beck F 2 in Music

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What do you think of this poem?

cold blood
your lies have caused my sould to bleed
people ask why i ever cried over you
i couldnt procede
evedently my life was not ment for 2
and to believe
i waited for you
for 4 long years
we exchanged letters and phone calls
well now u can realize your fears
and notice that u dont have the balls
the balls to realize ive shed my last tears
im done crying over you your not worth it
you can just sit, and sit, and sit....
until your lies cause your soul to bleed
until it bleeds the same cold blood mine bleed
the cold blood it bleed for 4 years
my soul is stained from blood and tears
i had given up so much for you
& then you f*ck only god knows who
ive come to realie everything youve ever done or said
is a bunch of B.S........ B.S. that that caused the tears i shed
and the ever so cold blood i bleed

2007-01-24 12:26:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what song is this??

who sings the song "stacy's mom" it goes a little like "stacy's mom has got it goin on she's all i want and i've waited so long stacey cant u see your just not the girl for me i know it might be wrong but i am in love with stacy's mom" PLEASE HELP!!!!

2007-01-24 12:26:02 · 11 answers · asked by courtney. 1 in Music

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What would you do if you had the 'power cosmic' like the Silver Surfer?

Please give elaborate details.

2007-01-24 12:26:01 · 5 answers · asked by mrgoodbar 3 in Comics & Animation

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POLL" Which Cell phone company has the Best service?

Cingular claims to. we switched to them and they are terrible

2007-01-24 12:25:50 · 12 answers · asked by katlady927 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the nicest thing someone said to you today????

2007-01-24 12:25:38 · 3 answers · asked by Out on a limb returns 6 in Polls & Surveys