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Question

A little boy is doing his homework. He says to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a bitc* is seven.
"Three plus six, the son of a bitc* is nine."
His mother hears this and gasps. "What are you saying?"
The little boy answers, "I'm doing my homework. this is how my teacher taught me to do it."
Infuriated, the mother confronts the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in arithmetic? He's been saying two plus two, the son of a bitc* is four?"
The teacher replies, "Oh dear, What I taught them was, two plus two, "the sum of which" is four!"
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A woman walks into a chemist's and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. "I want to kill my husband," she says. "He's cheating on me."
The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic to kill your husband, lady, even if he is fooling around."
So the woman pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realise you had a prescription!"

Answer 1

Great ones fidgety!
Reminds me of little Johnny.
The new teacher walked into the classroom one sunny spring morning.
"Good morning children!"
"I am your new teacher and I want you to learn and remember my name very carefully.
You will call me Miss Franny."
"Now to help you learn it,I will give a special prize of a very large bag of sweets to the first child who can correctly say my name tomorrow morning."
Little Johnny was really motivated by the thought of a huge bag of sweets,so all the way home he kept saying to himself.Miss Franny,Miss Franny,but after having got destracted by his friends he tried again.Miss.....er Fra...... oh yes FRANNY!
Ill try a better way of remembering he thought.Let's try Fanny with an R.Fanny with an R,Fanny with an R,Fanny with an R.
By the time he got home he thought he'd got that off okay and would surely win the sweets.
The following morning,Miss Franny came into the classroom and said cheerfully,"Good morning children!"
Johnny determined not to be beaten,and shaking with anticipation and excitement,could wait no longer and burst out at the top of his voice..................
"Morning Miss Crunt" he yelled."

Answer 2

Lol. The second ones good

Answer 3

Thats funny !

Answer 4

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEL OFF MY CHAIR
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha trying to get up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANT GET UP HAHAHAHAHA
OK OK OK OK OK IM UP AND OFF AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK IM UP AND STAYING UP THANX 4 DA LAUGH

Answer 5

lol

Answer 6

both very funny! cut - paste, thanks mate!