Entertainment & Music - 24 January 2007

2007-01-24 13:22:13 · 18 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops
exposing her cracked heals and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she
exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning maam and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops
screaming at her children only long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"Why no I don't", replies the greeter, " but I just couldn't believe someone had sex with
you twice!"

2007-01-24 13:21:54 · 3 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-24 13:21:28 · 13 answers · asked by dc 3 in Music

2007-01-24 13:21:18 · 11 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

i found a singers cell number. i know 100% its correct. i wanna call or text it just because. and i wanna tell her how i found it cause she probably doesnt know. is that ok?

2007-01-24 13:21:05 · 6 answers · asked by kelly j 1 in Music

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2007-01-24 13:20:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Stephen Colbert tells me that they are in the right. And what that man says MUST be the way all Americans see their president! So come on folks! Give your comander in chief and his next in line something to sing along too!

2007-01-24 13:20:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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2007-01-24 13:19:50 · 5 answers · asked by ◄BamaBoy205► 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 13:19:48 · 12 answers · asked by Miklo 3 in Celebrities

Lou Anne Platter from King of the Hill OR Haley Smith from American Dad?
(I think Haley would rip LouAnne apart)

2007-01-24 13:19:20 · 3 answers · asked by Rotten Johnny 5 in Television

a little bit of the lyrics are something like: teens these days are just so obsessed with whos the best dressed and whos the best sex.....thats all i know?please help. its been stuck in my head all day and i heard it at journeys again like 15 minutes ago lolz

2007-01-24 13:19:18 · 2 answers · asked by Jane Doe 2 in Music

any genre will do, thanks.

2007-01-24 13:19:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

what are you called if your an eminem fan

2007-01-24 13:18:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-24 13:18:42 · 11 answers · asked by lkyalvin 3 in Movies

Does anyone remember the Donell Jones video Beyonce was in when she was younger?

2007-01-24 13:18:31 · 3 answers · asked by DD 2 in Music

What is your favourite Star Wars film and why?

Mine's Revenge Of The Sith, love the whole coming of Darth Vader story and ur guy Christensen really redeems himself from Attack of the Clones.

2007-01-24 13:18:10 · 17 answers · asked by louisem28 4 in Movies

I can't find This Movie Is Not Yet Rated on either Limewire or Morpheus, and I'd like a quicker option than Netflix anyway. Is there a site (preferably free) that has a good selection, including Indie movies? If there isn't a free site, what's the lowest-priced one with unlimited downloads per month? Oh, and I tried Ares but couldn't figure out how to use it.

2007-01-24 13:18:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Well she just released a new album, the first in almost 25 years, called 'Shadows and Dust". I was wondering if anyone out there bought it and what you think of it. I think its incredible, not as dark as her earlier stuff, but still, it was worth the 22 years wait. She hasn't lost a thing, still the same awesome powerhouse voice, strange melodies, bizarre lyrics,and that cutie of a husband, Les Chappel as her producer and guitarist.
Thoughts??????????

2007-01-24 13:17:54 · 1 answers · asked by Rotten Johnny 5 in Music

when do you think naruto part2 will air on cartoonnetwork? can any 1 figer it out for me......or when part 1 will end
and when part 2 starts in japan when do you think it will be on youtube? for thoes of you that have seen all of the naruto episode up till the end of part 1 what is the # of the last episode of part 1. and what happens? I DONT CARE IF ITS A SPOOLER!!! JUST FOR THE LOVE OF PETE TELL ME

2007-01-24 13:17:47 · 14 answers · asked by karren w 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-24 13:17:21 · 9 answers · asked by ♥PurePoison♥ 3 in Music

I need to know

2007-01-24 13:17:19 · 3 answers · asked by greennano123 1 in Music

Shelf stable milk in a box??? It taste just like milk. Is good for camping. Needs to be refrigerated after opening only.

2007-01-24 13:17:17 · 34 answers · asked by Out on a limb returns 6 in Polls & Surveys

temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

2007-01-24 13:17:03 · 20 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 13:16:52 · 7 answers · asked by fletch0225fu 2 in Music

2007-01-24 13:16:24 · 6 answers · asked by R L 3 in Television

2007-01-24 13:15:59 · 37 answers · asked by Jack 6 in Polls & Surveys

If I had a bunch of smack, crack, weed, booze, pills, dust, powder, claening products, LSD all melted down- in a needle- ready to go into my arm- what songs should I play to push me over the line of sanity.

2007-01-24 13:15:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I needd some songs to sing.I am going to sign up for American Idol.What should I sing?

2007-01-24 13:15:22 · 4 answers · asked by crazygurl87 2 in Music

I want it to know if it is ok to watch salaam-e-ishq with a family? whoever has seen the movie, is there any unapprroriate scenes in it plz let me know? Thank you

2007-01-24 13:14:53 · 2 answers · asked by Angel 2 in Music

i'm just wondering if she's done any other tv work or has been in any (probably obscure) movies that we can look for.

2007-01-24 13:14:34 · 1 answers · asked by manuel r. g 1 in Television