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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops
exposing her cracked heals and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she
exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning maam and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops
screaming at her children only long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't!
The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"Why no I don't", replies the greeter, " but I just couldn't believe someone had sex with
you twice!"

2007-01-24 13:21:54 · 3 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

LOL!!! Never saw this one!! ;)

2007-01-25 17:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0 0

This is funny... I'll be retelling it tomorrow...lol (Inside joke)

2007-01-28 00:21:54 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya M 4 · 0 0

just as funny as the other time it was posted

2007-01-25 10:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by s_h_a_r_k_k_y 4 · 0 0

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