Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

If the Good Lord had intended for us to walk He wouldn't have invented rollerskates.

Well, true or false!?

2007-01-23 11:04:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What are your qualifications???

2007-01-23 11:03:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

funny motor insurance claims

"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early." (thanks N Bradley)

"I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof." (from an Australian claim form - ack N Shepherd)

"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind." (Thanks Sharon Burrows)

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

"I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard."

"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."

Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature? A: "I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan."

"First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car."

"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end."

"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. "

"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

"I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before."

"When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

"The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal."

"No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."

"I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."

"The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."

"I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact."

"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."

2007-01-23 11:03:15 · 17 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I am auditioning for a musical and need help for picking out a song from a broadway musical!!! they prefer it to be from an obscure musical, so none of the Grease or Annie songs...i also am a girl and need a girl song...something somewhat easy to sing! Thanks!

2007-01-23 11:03:14 · 2 answers · asked by lavella m 1 in Music

American Idol tonight?

2007-01-23 11:03:06 · 6 answers · asked by -->-->Funkster 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 11:02:41 · 1 answers · asked by nupesneedluv2 1 in Television

Katie Rees Miss Nevada - Can Donald Trump really take her crown ?

http://katie-rees.net


I heard shes from Florida ?

2007-01-23 11:02:21 · 9 answers · asked by bow4bass 4 in Polls & Surveys

has anyone seen the postsecret website/books? have you ever submitted anything to it through the mail?

2007-01-23 11:02:17 · 6 answers · asked by emerald_babe 2 in Polls & Surveys

Katie Rees Miss Nevada - Can Donald Trump really take her crown ?

http://katie-rees.net


I heard shes from Florida ?

2007-01-23 11:02:03 · 1 answers · asked by bow4bass 4 in Other - Entertainment

Man has to appear in court for a minor traffic summons.He grows increasingly restless as he waits hours for his case to be heard.When his name is called it's late in the day&he stands before the judge only to hear that the court is going to be adjourned until the next day."What for?" he snaps at the judge. The judge shouts back,"£20 pounds - contempt of court. That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet,the judge relents, "That's all right - you don't have to pay now." The man replies, "I'm not paying!" I'm just seeing if I have enough for 2 more words."
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A salesman,tired of his job,gives it up to become a policeman. Several months later a friend asks him how he likes it."Well" he replies "The pay is good & the hours aren't bad,but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."
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A man is walking down a dark alley when he's approached by a stranger "Please sir could you spare something for a man down on his luck? All I have in the world is this small gun."

2007-01-23 11:01:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Katie Rees Miss Nevada - Can Donald Trump really take her crown ?

http://katie-rees.net


I heard shes from Florida ?

2007-01-23 11:01:37 · 4 answers · asked by bow4bass 4 in Celebrities

Okay...so my sister says I can sing VERY good. (For some reason, I can't believe her.) I record myself singing, and I guess I'm okay, but not GREAT like she says. She says I am a mix of Christina Aguleira and Carrie Underwood put together. (Because of my southern accent.) My mom said I should try singing for a change instead of acting. (I have already had to acting jobs this year, and its my first year of acting. I'm only thirteen.) What do I do? I mean, I love to sing AND act. My friends tell me I can sing good, too. I'll be singing at the lunch table to myself and they say, "Oh my God! Is that you singing?" I am thinking about posting a video of myself singing on YouTube. My dad said I will be famous one day, no doubt. So what should I do? Are they just being nice to me? Should I try posting a video? Thanks!

2007-01-23 11:01:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-23 11:01:22 · 15 answers · asked by bicheeeened30 6 in Polls & Surveys

I really want to get a bass guitar but everything is so expensive. My mom doesn't want to spend a lot of money. I'm 15, broke and I really want to learn how to play bass!

2007-01-23 11:01:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I am going to the movie theater with my friend...we cant decide witch movie we should see. It's between Stomp the Yard (I mainly want to see it because Chris Brown is in it...even though he dies in the beginning :( *tear-tear*) and The Messenger it seems rellllly scary...help me out pleaze! if you have more suggestions pleazze note them.

:-) Thanx!

2007-01-23 11:01:14 · 6 answers · asked by Brittany D 1 in Movies

2007-01-23 11:00:48 · 12 answers · asked by zjraheem 1 in Television

2007-01-23 11:00:44 · 21 answers · asked by bicheeeened30 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok we all know the Titanic movie with Leonardo DiCaprio that is the top selling movie ever. My question(s):

Is there a book about this? How Much does it cost? Where can I find it?

Ive seen a book but I think it just talks about it. I want it to have the same story as the movie.

2007-01-23 10:59:52 · 4 answers · asked by Sam M 1 in Movies

2007-01-23 10:59:51 · 24 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or what was the longest you've lasted without talking?

2007-01-23 10:59:50 · 27 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

man-of-the-moment Russell Brand, expect some off-the-wall-moments

2007-01-23 10:59:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 10:59:23 · 8 answers · asked by Curious 5 in Television

2007-01-23 10:59:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not counting parking. I got 4 in one stop yesterday. Sheesh!

2007-01-23 10:59:05 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm watching Veronica Mars instead.

2007-01-23 10:57:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why is it that people get more answers for stupid questions like "who ate all my doritos" or who ever dropped their cell phone" than any intelligent question.....i mean these questions are just ......well stupid

2007-01-23 10:57:30 · 31 answers · asked by Guitr Playrrr 2 in Polls & Surveys

what did you do?

2007-01-23 10:57:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i've been "studying" for hours now, but somehow this question managed to be asked....

2007-01-23 10:57:08 · 15 answers · asked by Sami 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-01-23 10:57:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 10:56:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys