Man has to appear in court for a minor traffic summons.He grows increasingly restless as he waits hours for his case to be heard.When his name is called it's late in the day&he stands before the judge only to hear that the court is going to be adjourned until the next day."What for?" he snaps at the judge. The judge shouts back,"£20 pounds - contempt of court. That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet,the judge relents, "That's all right - you don't have to pay now." The man replies, "I'm not paying!" I'm just seeing if I have enough for 2 more words."
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A salesman,tired of his job,gives it up to become a policeman. Several months later a friend asks him how he likes it."Well" he replies "The pay is good & the hours aren't bad,but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong."
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A man is walking down a dark alley when he's approached by a stranger "Please sir could you spare something for a man down on his luck? All I have in the world is this small gun."
2007-01-23 11:01:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones fingers why are you always on so late 30/30
2007-01-23 22:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the driver who appeared in court on a charge of speeding fidgety?
"I understand you were travelling at 65 miles an hour in a 30 mile per hour zone," said the judge.
"That's not true," protested the driver."I wasn't even doing 30,In fact i wasn't even doing 15,I was barely............."
"That's enough," interrupted the judge."I'm going to hurry and fine you £60 before you back into something!"
2007-01-23 23:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-01-23 23:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one. The others could use some help.
2007-01-23 11:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre on aroll 3 in a row
2007-01-23 11:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny
2007-01-23 11:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good and funny jokes. I liked all of them.
2007-01-23 11:07:27 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahahahah!
They made me laugh
2007-01-23 11:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mark Kany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i like last two, but not first one.
2007-01-23 11:17:40 · answer #9 · answered by ŤÏҒҒǻńỷ™ ♀ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
iam laughing now thanx
2007-01-23 11:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋