Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

Personally I like large answers best! i don't know exactly why but I seem to have a thing for long texts.

2007-01-23 23:32:25 · 15 answers · asked by Sniper of Goth 4 in Polls & Surveys

At the exact same time there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.

The other is receiving orxl sxx from a 98 year old woman.

They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?

Don’t look down!!

2007-01-23 23:32:10 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm often blue, but never sad,
Often red, but never mad.
I'm quoted though I've naught to say
Change my mind most every day.

2007-01-23 23:31:43 · 6 answers · asked by balderarrow 5 in Jokes & Riddles

This is a midi file ripped from an old game converted to standard .mp3.

Everybody seems to think it is an 80's song, but no one can pull an artist or title. I figure Yahoo! answers is the best place to ask.

The file is hosted (by someone else) here: http://66.28.224.204/mp3/MUS00013.mp3

2007-01-23 23:30:30 · 7 answers · asked by STV0726 1 in Music

is luther or dionne??? i think its dionne but im not sure so please tell me and thanks

2007-01-23 23:30:08 · 2 answers · asked by ........ 4 in Music

which one who you know as been dropped from their label would you say is the biggest flop

2007-01-23 23:28:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man died and he went to heaven. In heaven there were very huge walls with millions of clocks attached on it. Sometimes a hand on a clock was moving a little bit.

The man called Saint Peter: "Mr. Peter, may I ask you a question... What are all these clocks doing here?"

Saint Peter: "Every time when a woman on earth wants to have sxx, the hand of her clock is moving a second."

Man: "So every woman has her own clock. But how are they organized?"

Saint Peter: "Over here we've got the Brunette-wall. Over there the black haired women-wall. And over there the blond-wall."

Man: "And what about a redhead-wall?"

Saint Peter: "Oh we use their clocks in the kitchen as a ventilator."

2007-01-23 23:28:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 23:28:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I love to mullet watch, it makes me feel good!

2007-01-23 23:27:52 · 14 answers · asked by Loren H 3 in Polls & Surveys

the difference between ' theoretically ' & ' realistically '. Dad say's 'That's a hard one, but here we go, ask your mother if she'd sleep with the milkman for £1 million quid' He rushes back to Dad and say's ' She said yes she would ' Dad say's ' Right, now go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the coalman for £2 million quid' The son again, rushes back and say's ' She said she would! ' Dad say's ' Well, there you go son, theoretically we're sitting on £3 million quid, but realistically, we're living with a couple of slags '

2007-01-23 23:27:43 · 16 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Just Grassy Sweetie and my last name isn't Sweetie

2007-01-23 23:27:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Been scared? Why were u scared??

2007-01-23 23:25:37 · 26 answers · asked by Mandy :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would you do if ET came to your doorstep and asked to use the telephone?

2007-01-23 23:24:50 · 25 answers · asked by ♥ уσυ вєℓσηg ωιтн мє ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Have anything right now what would it be??

2007-01-23 23:24:16 · 31 answers · asked by Mandy :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 23:24:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How to gain confidence..I need to be more confident?? how can i do so?

2007-01-23 23:23:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 23:23:15 · 26 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

to set out the trash (at the curb)!
If someone was supposed to do this in your family and they forgot, do you do it for them or leave it for them to try to set it out the next week? My husband or oldest is supposed to switch out responsibilities of setting it out to the curb and sometimes they both forget and the question is should I run out there in the cold and do it for them if they both forgot?!
I would be leaving the baby in the house alone while I dragged it out, so I don't really feel like that is right either?

What do you think is the right thing to do?

2007-01-23 23:23:05 · 7 answers · asked by LS 4 in Polls & Surveys

Wud u guys like to tell me some thing about ur love nature !!!

2007-01-23 23:22:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Camilla had come to see Dr. Hardy. When the shrink began using sxxual terms, she interrupted, "Wait, what is a phxllic symbol?"

"A phxllic symbol," explained Hardy, "represents the phxllus."

"What's a phxllus?" asked Camilla.

"Well," said the analyst, "the best way to explain it is to show you." He stood up, unzipped his fly and took out his pxcker.

"This is a phxllus."

"Oh," said the girl. "It's like a prxck, only smaller.!"

2007-01-23 23:22:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

which do you prefer and why?
the book? the film?

which character do you like best and why???

2007-01-23 23:21:51 · 5 answers · asked by [alagaesia] 1 in Movies

in the men's restroom, this what happened to john, my enemy. this is what he said to me:-
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions...

2007-01-23 23:21:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 23:18:44 · 7 answers · asked by harry c 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-23 23:18:09 · 3 answers · asked by raj 1 in Music

you are sitting in a resturant, u r not strong, when suddenly, a BULLY or STRONG type of DUDE comes NEAR to your Table and said:"get off the table, KID!, it's MINE!" WHAT would u do then!

p.s. there's no more table left in the resturant!

2007-01-23 23:16:20 · 16 answers · asked by Annoymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

Please fill in the blank...thanks alot*

2007-01-23 23:14:49 · 30 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

please fill in the blank..thanks alot*

2007-01-23 23:12:30 · 18 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do you guys think that John McCarthy (referee) looks kinda like Judge Alex. Judge Alex is much smaller, but still do you think they look similar

2007-01-23 23:12:06 · 3 answers · asked by tnbadbunny 5 in Celebrities

Do you know of any other animals that 'know the score?'

2007-01-23 23:10:27 · 25 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 23:10:19 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys