Entertainment & Music - 21 January 2007

He asks the madame if he could have a girl with herpies. The madame thought this was a strange request, but when the boy put $100 on the counter, she obliged.

The boy went into the room and had sex with woman several times to insure that he too got herpies. He was exiting the brothel when the madame called him over.

"Boy, why in the world would you want to get herpies?"

The boy explained," Well, I now have herpies and when I go home, I will bone my babysitter and give her herpies. My father will drive the babysitter home and when they have sex, she will give the herpies to my dad. Later tonight, my dad will sleep with my mom and he will give her herpies. After my dad leaves for work tomorrow, the milk man will stop by and have sex with my mom. My mom will give him herpies and that is the bastard who ran over my frog!"

2007-01-21 17:18:52 · 10 answers · asked by Mr Mojo Risin 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-21 17:18:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did you guys liked it or was it wack

2007-01-21 17:18:07 · 22 answers · asked by JR 2 in Movies

i heard it is healthy for you to drink your own pee is this true or false?

2007-01-21 17:17:45 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She is a fantastic Pop Diva in Latinamerica:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iWEObikMYY
and here you can find where she come from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bcSER2EWU0

2007-01-21 17:17:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The Shop is out of Orange Poweraide?

2007-01-21 17:17:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we are both very stubborn,, but i think we can make it work. what do you think?

2007-01-21 17:17:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

or how far can you solve before you need the book?

(yes i watched in persuit of happiness last friday)

2007-01-21 17:16:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 17:16:18 · 2 answers · asked by magdalina 3 in Television

I do this all the time, and I don't even particularly want kids.

2007-01-21 17:14:52 · 12 answers · asked by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 in Polls & Surveys

The Xbox360 or The Wii?

2007-01-21 17:14:20 · 8 answers · asked by chocolate face 1 in Polls & Surveys

i just remember a couple of scenes...so this movie starts out on a cruise ship with a bunch of ppl having a good time. this girl goes into the bathroom and as shes sitting on the toilet this monster grabs her and pulls her through the toilet....another scene is where u see the monster "eat" this guy" and as it spits the guy out, the guy is standing sideways but when he turns, half his skin is gone and u just see his bones...the last scene is where the last ppl get off the ship and arrives on an island thinking theyre safe but as the camera zooms out, u see the whole island is full of those same monsters. so does anyone know wat movie this is cuz ive been trying to find out for the longest time

2007-01-21 17:14:03 · 6 answers · asked by romanticism_fuch 1 in Movies

Pop Pop, can i have ten dollars to but a guinea pig,his grandfather looks at him and said here sean is twenty dollars get yourself a nice Irish Girl.

2007-01-21 17:14:01 · 5 answers · asked by kman1830 5 in Jokes & Riddles

My friend came up to me and asked if i wanted a frozen banana. I told her no, why would i want a frozen banana. but then i thought later ill want a regular banana, so yeah!!!

2007-01-21 17:13:27 · 9 answers · asked by Christal E 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-21 17:13:14 · 10 answers · asked by jerry s 1 in Television

For example, you are an AQUARIUS example. and you like women who are/have... nice eyes, sense of humour, glamorous, good friend, fun, elegant, classy, big sexy lips, natural, confident, seductive, good personality, slim, sexy, good looking, independent, good body, caring, dress's nice, has respect for herself, loyal, honest.

2007-01-21 17:12:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

tell them?

I had two cases that I could've of said something, but didn't cause I didn't want to embarrass the person I kept quiet.
1) Was when my future father-in-law was in the hospital just out of surgery and all his family was around the bed and his sheets were in a tangle, like covering one leg but not the other and his front part of his privates were showing and I didn't say anything and looked away.

2) Was when we were at McDonalds and a lady left the restroom right before me and she had a piece of toilet paper sticking out of her waistband of her pants! I couldn't say nothing and she sat right across from us and I thought of telling one of the people she was with to say something, but was too embarrassed.

Do you have a tale to tell?

2007-01-21 17:11:53 · 10 answers · asked by LS 4 in Polls & Surveys

i wanna know if i recognize any of them, and maybe i'll look it up on youtube if it sounds good enough. so write what its for... :)

2007-01-21 17:11:36 · 54 answers · asked by T M 2 in Television

Michael Jackson is great and whoever feels otherwise and thinks he was guilty of all charges feel free to say so. One of the greatest singers and has been underrated since he first started becoming scandalized. Now even little kids are believing the scandals he has come upon and they don't know anything about him except the fact that he has been charged! Ignorant children...
And please, state your opinion but try not to be too ignorant.

2007-01-21 17:11:09 · 15 answers · asked by The Answer 2 in Celebrities

I dont think a simple gun will be able to do it so lets get creative!

2007-01-21 17:08:06 · 9 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

welcome to the black parade

2007-01-21 17:07:28 · 12 answers · asked by jaybee 1 in Music

2007-01-21 17:06:55 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

boys are stupid and make you sad.

2007-01-21 17:06:50 · 11 answers · asked by confused 1 in Music

2007-01-21 17:06:28 · 4 answers · asked by alexttv3 1 in Horoscopes

get a terrible urge to take a crap. You cant hold it so, you run to the rest room and do your thing. when your done, you go about your shopping. You start noticing people stare at you. You ignore them and go on. 5 minutes later, you happen to walk in front of a mirror and something catches your eye. Toilet paper is hanging out of your pants and worse yet! It has dookie smears all over it!
what do you do?

2007-01-21 17:06:06 · 20 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 17:05:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for a million dollars.....ask someone for a lick of their ice - cream cone..

2007-01-21 17:05:53 · 19 answers · asked by bo_dela 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm 15 and my bf is shooting in a national skeet shooting competition the beginning of july and it would mean the world to him if i could go the thing is they are in TX, sooo I kinda need money for airfare, food, and hotel because i know my parents will never let me go unless i pay for it so yeah, i already have about $500 saved up, but thats not nearly enough. i make and sell blankets and scarfs but i will need to sell quite a few. and i can't get a regular part time job, for various reasons. so if anyone has any sugesstions as to how to make/raise enough money by then i would appreciate it! thanks

2007-01-21 17:05:42 · 9 answers · asked by destinygirl918 2 in Movies

what are all of the band members name that are or where in AC/DC

i need every one
and also people like bon scott
in other words name the ones that died or got kicked out

2007-01-21 17:04:38 · 8 answers · asked by mandy_duh123 1 in Music

does anyone know who the commerical is advertizing for when the three men was riding their bikes in the woods and one of them does not have a bike and is pretending to be riding one and goes to go down a small hill and falls and slides

2007-01-21 17:04:15 · 14 answers · asked by Gabrielle 2 in Television