get a terrible urge to take a crap. You cant hold it so, you run to the rest room and do your thing. when your done, you go about your shopping. You start noticing people stare at you. You ignore them and go on. 5 minutes later, you happen to walk in front of a mirror and something catches your eye. Toilet paper is hanging out of your pants and worse yet! It has dookie smears all over it!
what do you do?
2007-01-21 17:06:06 · 20 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no this didnt happen to me. BUT it could happen to anyone. Hey we all take craps!
2007-01-21 17:14:49 · update #1
Tell everyone who saw me that that is the only underwear my ex left me with.
2007-01-21 19:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would just die especially with the dookie smears!! I never get embarrassed but this would definitely do it. I'd just pull it out and hope that no one was looking when I did. And then I'd go home and cry.
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2007-01-22 01:19:22 · answer #2 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
go back to the bathroom, get rid of the soiled paper and leave the mall never to return for at least 3 months. Shop some where else.
2007-01-22 01:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say, "how did that get there? People be on the lookout for someone putting toilet paper with dookie on your pants"
2007-01-22 01:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
just tear it off and run to the bathroom to check my pants--if all was cool id continue shopping, I don't care what people think
2007-01-22 01:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by 1982 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would rip it out and throw it at someone... so they can feel as bad as I do. Then I would go wash my hands, get what I had too and leave
2007-01-22 01:15:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You turn around and sock the first person you see in the face and say "okay wheres ashton?"
2007-01-22 01:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by MADLYNN 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
as it is too late to erase the people's judgement ,walk normal ,go to the bathroom and clean yourself, accident happen , and be cool .**** happens all the time ....be happy ... who cares .
2007-01-22 01:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by chantoulai 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pull it off in a frenzy and say "Oh my God! What the he!! kind of sick joke is this?????" Go in the bathroom, starighten up and wash your hands good...... All over!
2007-01-22 01:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i honestly would be embarrased but just shrug it off and take the paper off and probably just mad dog whoever was starring at me
2007-01-22 01:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by OC2007 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋