Entertainment & Music - 21 January 2007

A carnival?

2007-01-21 02:48:05 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 02:46:50 · 15 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

The night they drove old dixie down?

Where were you and what were you doing?

2007-01-21 02:46:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 02:46:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 02:46:25 · 28 answers · asked by lilac4u 3 in Movies

'I feel like dancing, in the rain - can I have a volunteer?'

2007-01-21 02:46:17 · 13 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone tell me who sung the newer version of tell me ma. You'll know the song, "tell me ma when i go home the boys won't leave the girls alone..." etc. It was released around about 1998. I heard it on NYE while I was out and it's been in my head ever since.

2007-01-21 02:45:39 · 11 answers · asked by Belle 3 in Music

Up on Cripple Creek?

2007-01-21 02:45:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 02:45:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

on other words what song do you think you can sing well

2007-01-21 02:45:00 · 25 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife naked and panting on the bed
he asks her what is wrong, and she tells him she is having a heart attack. He rushes to the phone, but just before he dials, his son runs up to him and says, "Dad, uncle Mike is in your wardrobe and he has no clothes on". He rushes upstairs, throws open the wardrobe door, and sure enough, there is his brother naked..
"What kind of man are you?, he shouts at his brother, "my wife is having a heart attack, and you are running around naked scaring the kids".

2007-01-21 02:44:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-21 02:44:21 · 13 answers · asked by lilac4u 3 in Movies

2 young men were talking. the 1st guy says " if i was to make love to your wife, got her pregnant and she had a baby, would that make us kin"? the 2nd guy scratches his head, thinks for a minute and says, " I dont know about that but it would sure make us even"!

2007-01-21 02:44:14 · 11 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-21 02:43:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A man is driving home one night, and see a sign saying "Get a b***j** while having your favorite tune whistled to you" So he pulls over, and goes in.

When he goes to the room, the light is switched off, and a seductive voice asks him what tune he would like. He replies "Neighbours". He has a great b***j**, and the tune is whistled perfectly.

The next night, he goes in, and the woman asks which tune he would like, so he replies Eastenders. Again, he has a great b***j**, and the tune is perfect.

The next night, he takes a torch, as he would like to know the womans secret. The woman asks him what tune, he says "Coronation Street" and off they go. Halfway through, he switches on the torch, and notices a glass eye rolling in the corner...

2007-01-21 02:43:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a) prepare for an interview i have on tues
b) go find a film to watch
c) stay on here

2007-01-21 02:43:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone watch the show Gay, Straight or Taken? It's on lifetime right now....I just wondered if anyone has ever won yet?

2007-01-21 02:42:47 · 5 answers · asked by Em H. 4 in Television

People have complained a lot about ABC's NBA coverage,including ESPN's NBA coverage being involved in it.Complaints include camera angles,music,and announcing,proving the NBA on NBC is better & should once again be what it was from 1990 to 2002.But it is time for David Stern to give NBC the chance again?

2007-01-21 02:42:29 · 4 answers · asked by Faysal 2 in Television

An interesting way of naming The Silent Treatment, I think...

2007-01-21 02:42:16 · 15 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 02:42:15 · 3 answers · asked by Natasha P 2 in Movies

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as MLB 5.0, NFL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
REPLY FROM TECH SUPPORT

Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME.EXE
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

2007-01-21 02:41:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-21 02:40:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

cause I got my doubts you know!

2007-01-21 02:40:45 · 14 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hes stealing them all.

2007-01-21 02:40:21 · 12 answers · asked by Hi 5 in Polls & Surveys

Pleaze,I want these songs' lyrics very very badly please give it to me-1:Woh lamhe woh baaten koi na jane
2:Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kahin baaki hai
3:Jinda(title song)
Please, also, if you know any other good song,please give those lyrics to me. I'll see if I've heard that song and am able to sing it.Note: please I want these lyrics today only!

2007-01-21 02:39:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Ok so a guy sings this song. and it goes something like this:

you're one in a million, once in a life time, you make me discover one of stars above us.


help me if you might have a clue on who sings this song. lyrics would help too.

thank you lots =]]

2007-01-21 02:39:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Which signs have the best sense of humor? A lot of people say geminis........wat do you think do you agree?

2007-01-21 02:38:22 · 8 answers · asked by lovefun 3 in Horoscopes

witch one to u is the funniest

2007-01-21 02:38:02 · 16 answers · asked by tilliam75 1 in Television

Inspired by "Blood on the Ground" by Incubus... Gosh, most of my questions today will be inspired by that band...

2007-01-21 02:37:54 · 21 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

2007-01-21 02:37:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles