Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as MLB 5.0, NFL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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REPLY FROM TECH SUPPORT
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME.EXE
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT remember, overuse of the
above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
2007-01-21 02:41:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-21 02:51:52 · update #1
Additional advices:
Trying perfume1.2 with lingerie 7.7 will increase the ram speed.
If you feel that the system is woking slowly unplug the cable off and try apply some oil to the leads.
Some "soft wear" is needed when the the system is hanging, it will help reboot.
Make sure the system is not getting a virus like b**ch 1.1 or whore 3.1 , dont consider that you are immune because you are keeping an eye on the c:l salary config, such bugs can come free of charge.
P.S. Sometimes the programms kids 1.1 and kids 1.2 will make the system getting crasy .
2007-01-21 03:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 12:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by duchane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-21 06:04:45 · answer #3 · answered by **** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-21 02:45:19 · answer #4 · answered by delboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-21 03:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by JenJen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-21 05:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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i need upgrade too.
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2007-01-21 03:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-21 03:54:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋