A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
2007-01-21 02:37:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-21 02:52:26 · update #1
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-21 02:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-01-21 05:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by **** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think thats a brillliant riddle/ joke
2007-01-21 02:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by Cassie.x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! I loved that joke!!! Funny!!!
2007-01-21 03:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-21 03:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by JenJen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe..that's funny..a star for you
2007-01-21 03:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great. lol. lmao
2007-01-21 02:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha--that was a good one.
2007-01-21 04:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg i dont like it i LOVE it!
2007-01-21 02:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was alright
2007-01-21 04:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!!!!! Good one!!
2007-01-21 02:47:04 · answer #11 · answered by It's MIRANDA!!!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋