Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

2007-01-20 05:22:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

opening an " on line sperm bank " , do you think anything will come of it ?

2007-01-20 05:22:05 · 17 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 05:21:55 · 2 answers · asked by rhiannon_m2004 5 in Movies

Confused

There was this Native American boy who was
confused so this is what he asked his mother:
Mom, why is my brother's name Windstorm?

She answered: Because he was conceived during
a wind storm.

Well, why is my sister's name Moon-shine? She
answered again: Because she was conceived when
the moon was shining.

The poor little boy looked sad and confused.

His mother said, ''Why are you so sad and confused
Brokenrubber?''

2007-01-20 05:21:41 · 9 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i made a video to put on youtube. I made the vid on windows movie player but when it had uploaded it said that the file format is invalid...but other ppl who have made it from windows movie players have said it has worked....so y doesnt mine

is there anything i can do to get my video working on youtube?

2007-01-20 05:21:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

he's one of the greatest bass players ever, so whatever strings are good enough 4 him are good enough 4 me

2007-01-20 05:21:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Man goes to the doctors.

Doctor: "I've got two bits of really bad news for you"
Man "Oh God! You'd better tell me doc..."
Doc "Well, thr first bot of bad news os that you have terminal cancer and you only have days to live"
Man "Oh sweet lord! And whats the other bad news?"
Doc: "You've got altzeimers"
Man: "Oh! Thank god for that! I thought you were going to tell me I've got terminal cancer!"

2007-01-20 05:21:20 · 16 answers · asked by Chrisssy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 05:20:38 · 2 answers · asked by rhiannon_m2004 5 in Movies

...look at his shirts!...

2007-01-20 05:20:19 · 8 answers · asked by PENNIE 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 05:20:07 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I ♥ potato soup with bacon bits. YUM!

2007-01-20 05:19:47 · 24 answers · asked by Ashley 4 in Polls & Surveys

or do they get a Clown GED?

2007-01-20 05:18:47 · 12 answers · asked by PENNIE 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 05:18:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just an opinion search.

2007-01-20 05:16:51 · 27 answers · asked by ? 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-20 05:16:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

IM SO HOT THAT WHEN I TOUCH ROCKS THEY EXPLODE INTO FIREWORKS!!!!! IM SO HOT THAT I CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING!!!! IM SO HOT THAT SCIENTISTS WANT ME TO REPLACE THE SUN!!!!! IM SO HOT THAT WHENEVER I SIT MY SEAT EXPLODES!!!! IM SO HOT THAT I MELTED ANTARCTICA!!! IM SO HOT THAT WHENEVER I TOUCH SOMEONE THEY DIE OF THIRD DEGREE BURNS!!!!! IM SO HOT THAT I COULD BE USED AS A NUCLEAR MISSILE!!!!IM SO HOT THAT WHEN I JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE PEOPLE ON EARTH STARTED YELLING "AHH!!! A METEOR IS COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS US!!!".

so what are your comebacks?

2007-01-20 05:16:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my pigeon has come yet...so im always lonely...well...sometimes...

2007-01-20 05:16:01 · 25 answers · asked by halbeast 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 05:15:22 · 15 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

OW!!!

2007-01-20 05:15:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im talking about mornings people...

2007-01-20 05:15:01 · 21 answers · asked by halbeast 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 05:14:48 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

soulmate

2007-01-20 05:14:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 05:14:23 · 14 answers · asked by Foxtrot 2 in Polls & Surveys

The Jewish Samurai

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.

A year passed, and only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.

The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai, to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four small pieces.

The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!"

Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.

The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not dead?"

The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."

2007-01-20 05:14:14 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 05:14:08 · 4 answers · asked by maskmanmikep@verizon.net 1 in Television

Does anyone know how to change humbuckers or how much it would cost to get it done

2007-01-20 05:13:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

he met with a couple who were speaking about the party the night before.
"Was it good" the postie asked the man. "well you should know" said the man
What do ya mean" said postie.
"The game we played " said the woman, The one were all the men had to go upstairs and strip off and put a white sheet with a hole cut out in the middle, over their heads with just their erectio.ns hanging through the hole.
And" said the postie,
Well we women had to guess our men from the line up and your name came up 11 times...

2007-01-20 05:13:26 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

When are the repeats???
I missed the first programe of Series Two...
What Day does it repeat on?
What channel?
And What time?

(London)

Thank you.

2007-01-20 05:13:11 · 2 answers · asked by daniel4joyce 2 in Television

She loves music...Her birthday party is today!

Umm no CD's tho, I want it to be something she'll really enjoy

2007-01-20 05:13:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Artist: Azure Ray
Song Name: Sleep
Soundtrack: the Devil wears Prada

Lyrics:

Fill these spaces up with days
In my room you can go you can stay
I can't sleep
I can't speak to you
I can't sleep

Now these years locked in my drawer
I'll open to see, just to be sure
I can't sleep
I can't speak to you
I can't sleep

And so I'm reaching out for the one
And so I've learned the meaning of the sun
And all this like a message comes
To shift my point of view
I'm watching through my own light
As it tints the shade of you

Hold my wine hold it in
Nobody's lost but nobody wins
I can't sleep
I can't speak to you
I can't sleep

And so I'm reaching out for the one
And so I've learned the meaning of the sun
And all this like a message comes
To shift my point of view
I'm watching through my own light
As it tints the shade of you

I can't sleep
I can't speak to you
I can't sleep

2007-01-20 05:12:42 · 4 answers · asked by James M 2 in Music