Man goes to the doctors.
Doctor: "I've got two bits of really bad news for you"
Man "Oh God! You'd better tell me doc..."
Doc "Well, thr first bot of bad news os that you have terminal cancer and you only have days to live"
Man "Oh sweet lord! And whats the other bad news?"
Doc: "You've got altzeimers"
Man: "Oh! Thank god for that! I thought you were going to tell me I've got terminal cancer!"
2007-01-20 05:21:20 · 16 answers · asked by Chrisssy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a new and different joke. I liked it. Hugs and kisses for you. xoxoxo
2007-01-20 05:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
2007-01-20 05:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. ya no that is humorous via the undeniable fact that happen to my brother at the same time as he use to sleep walk he awoke and become so embarrassed b/c mom made him sparkling it out and he couldn't bypass decrease back ta sleep till eventually it become executed and it become like 3 contained in the morning
2016-12-02 19:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 9/10
2007-01-20 07:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
Doctor to Patient, 'I've got good news and bad news for you.'
Patient, 'Give me the bad news then'
Doctor, 'We're going to have to amputate your legs at the knee'
Patient, 'Whats the good news?'
Doctot, 'The bloke at the end of the ward wants to buy your slippers.'
2007-01-20 05:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We can't help but laugh at this although it's terribly tragic. Coping strategy. You gotta love black humour. :-)
2007-01-20 05:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by World Traveler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no kidding; its why people can die without suffering too much; the brain vanish first
2007-01-20 05:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but funny!
2007-01-20 05:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i half get that, but not fully
2007-01-20 05:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I GOT THAT ONE
2007-01-20 05:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by JesusC<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋