Entertainment & Music - 17 January 2007

with your eyes closed?

2007-01-17 10:53:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.

The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the Redneck again ask ed how things went.

"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and asked how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the Redneck...
"She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."

2007-01-17 10:53:37 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-17 10:53:37 · 15 answers · asked by nurse1 1 in Music

2007-01-17 10:53:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I keep hearing Zac and Vanessa now but before i heard zac and ashley now!Before when i think is as zac and ash were going out they tried to keep it a sercert but they couldn't also my friend said they were going to be married but they called it off at least that is was my friend said !!!!!What i s your take on this Do tell!!And look at vanessa-anna.org you will some where on it find a Valintine and read it then speck your mind

2007-01-17 10:53:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-17 10:52:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 10:52:49 · 3 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

Do...your...b.alls hang low? Can ya swing 'em to and fro?

Can ya tie 'em in a knot? Can ya tie 'em in a bow?

Can ya throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?

Can you beat your meat on a toilet seat?

2007-01-17 10:52:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 10:52:37 · 49 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

He's far too cool not to win. Even if he wasn't cool appearing in the A-Team gives him the key to coolness for the rest of his life.

Say what you like about him...He's willing to take part in anything, smart, thoughtful, upfront and a REAL man.

Feminists...EAT MY CIGAR!

2007-01-17 10:51:55 · 13 answers · asked by Stevie G 2 in Television

I THINK MAYBE JERMAINE OR SHILPA!

2007-01-17 10:51:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-17 10:51:39 · 13 answers · asked by huh? 3 in Polls & Surveys

i no they lost columbi records but i heard they had a new cd coming out on hollywood records... is this true too?

2007-01-17 10:51:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anna W 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-17 10:50:16 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

be creative...& make me laugh

2007-01-17 10:50:15 · 36 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

How does one go about starting a radio talk show or tv talk show from their living room on a small budget

2007-01-17 10:49:55 · 1 answers · asked by Princess Anthea 1 in Television

2007-01-17 10:49:47 · 6 answers · asked by balderarrow 5 in Television

The four blode girls who dance in the video; is that them? plz tell me!
THX, luv y'all

2007-01-17 10:49:35 · 3 answers · asked by Lulubelle 2 in Television

or neither?

2007-01-17 10:49:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-17 10:49:21 · 64 answers · asked by oppsupsideurhead 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 10:49:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Big Bother is doing nothing. WHY??????????

and What makes somebody see something awful and look the other way..... How horrible!!!!!

2007-01-17 10:49:18 · 15 answers · asked by nitenurse 3 in Television

This little girl's dad is killed by a drug dealer and every one in the girl's family gets killed except her, so some dude in her apartment building takes care of her. He's an assassin and he loves this plant. At the end he gives the girl his plant, and sets a bomb to himself to kill some bad dude. What movie is this?

2007-01-17 10:49:06 · 11 answers · asked by Mike-Q 5 in Movies

Thumbs up stars down

2007-01-17 10:49:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

According to Jade, Shilpa is fake so does that mean that Jade is being real by bitching, bullying and constantly having disputes with Shilpa?

2007-01-17 10:48:47 · 4 answers · asked by Ksweet84 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-17 10:48:35 · 14 answers · asked by oppsupsideurhead 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 10:48:20 · 14 answers · asked by evilzorlac 1 in Movies

ratatat

2007-01-17 10:47:58 · 55 answers · asked by oppsupsideurhead 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 10:47:43 · 32 answers · asked by Violation Notice: Semper Paratus 4 in Polls & Surveys

Truth...

Never knew youd be the one to make my dreams come true,
And lets face it today I would be lost if I lost you
Houses are built and then knocked down,
Clouds will pass and memories drown.

2007-01-17 10:47:26 · 8 answers · asked by Lindsay T 1 in Polls & Surveys