Entertainment & Music - 13 January 2007

A drunk lay slumped outside a bar, in serious need of a drink.


A passing priest and bishop started to lecture him on the evils of alcohol.


"You should be more like God, like me," said one.


The other argued, "No, my son, more like me. I am more like God."


The two holy men then argued over which was more like God.


Finally, the drunk interrupted. "I'm more like God than either of you arguing hypocrites. And if you give me ten bucks, I'll prove it!"


They accepted his challenge and each handed him five dollars. As the drunk stood, he said, "You two go sit in the bar and when I enter you'll have your proof."


The bishop entered first and the barkeep said, "Good afternoon, bishop. What'll you have?"


Then the priest entered and the barkeep said, "Good afternoon, father. What'll you have?"


Then the drunk came in waving his ten dollars.


The bartender shrugged, "Oh, God. Not you again!"

2007-01-13 01:37:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for men:( would your answer change if the dentist was a bombastic blonde chick :))

2007-01-13 01:37:14 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

It's an advert being shown on UK TV just now and a car drives past these blue,yellow and red buildings that move up and down like a graphic equaliser.

2007-01-13 01:37:01 · 5 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Music

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/galleries/0,,1049799_20004180_4,00.html

2007-01-13 01:36:50 · 13 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Polls & Surveys

soft drink / snack etc etc ??

2007-01-13 01:36:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have some songs...can u give me a direct soundtrack(free)?
i dont want name of sites...but direct songs please...

thses are some of its wordings:
Mmm to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet, thats my stuff
Yes, if I bought it, baby please don't touch

and the next song is:
Its a shame in a way cause
I feel that I may not ever find the right one for me
Did I leave him, is he right in front of my face oh
Will my true love ever be?
Why would I go on a search again
When I know what the end will be
What good is love when it keeps on hurting me?

I made a promise never to settle
Why didnt I keep it?
Cause I hated the heartbreak
Crying and cheating, the fooling around

the nxt is:
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back

im facin mental trauma,plz hlp if u can

2007-01-13 01:36:31 · 4 answers · asked by globe 2 in Music

2007-01-13 01:35:20 · 41 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

or will she be a wee fish in a big pond, hanging onto Tom and Katies coat tails?

2007-01-13 01:34:36 · 20 answers · asked by scotgal 4 in Celebrities

Or just an invisible leprechaun who tells you to burn things?

2007-01-13 01:34:24 · 37 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

IS IT IN URANUS....... THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION ... !!

2007-01-13 01:33:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so will you come back?

2007-01-13 01:32:38 · 27 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

This is my friend's question on my account. I hate HSM.

2007-01-13 01:32:27 · 6 answers · asked by Zoe C 2 in Celebrities

i look at u through the glass,don't know how much time is passed,but god it feels like forever and no one ever tells u that forever feels like on sitting all alone...........

2007-01-13 01:32:19 · 5 answers · asked by sya-z 2 in Music

MEERKAT MANOR........ I LOVE IT... aaaaawwwwwwwwww !!

2007-01-13 01:31:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/articles/0,,20008342,00.html

2007-01-13 01:31:36 · 4 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-13 01:31:04 · 7 answers · asked by grandest shiela s 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-13 01:30:53 · 2 answers · asked by kopite 96 1 in Music

2007-01-13 01:30:04 · 7 answers · asked by Rowdy 2 in Polls & Surveys

my choice?...Gordon Ramsay...he is so up his own ****, he forgets he is a chef

2007-01-13 01:29:33 · 31 answers · asked by scotgal 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-13 01:29:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

unless any beast out there would wish to drive me? because it seems no one wants to runaway with an animal and no one wants a secret lover undercover....hmmm

2007-01-13 01:29:09 · 16 answers · asked by halbeast 2 in Polls & Surveys

...that our eyes would do all the talking!???

2007-01-13 01:28:42 · 21 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

And he's watching us all with the eye, of the tiger

2007-01-13 01:28:35 · 7 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 01:28:22 · 8 answers · asked by x 2 in Music

2007-01-13 01:26:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know when Smallville Season 6 airs in UK please?

2007-01-13 01:24:48 · 5 answers · asked by mojo 2 in Television

huh ??

2007-01-13 01:24:36 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a chronological order of Marvel Comics (like "in august 1968 these comics appeared:" and so on). I want to read some X-MEN comics and I need to know which one appeared first, and what is the correct appearance order for them. Thanks for helping everyone.

2007-01-13 01:24:35 · 3 answers · asked by deviques 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-13 01:24:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Def Leppard "Animal", The Police "Every Breath You Take", Rednex "Cotton Eye Joe", Gerardo "Rico Suave.

2007-01-13 01:23:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music