how an old drunk proved he was god?

Question

A drunk lay slumped outside a bar, in serious need of a drink.


A passing priest and bishop started to lecture him on the evils of alcohol.


"You should be more like God, like me," said one.


The other argued, "No, my son, more like me. I am more like God."


The two holy men then argued over which was more like God.


Finally, the drunk interrupted. "I'm more like God than either of you arguing hypocrites. And if you give me ten bucks, I'll prove it!"


They accepted his challenge and each handed him five dollars. As the drunk stood, he said, "You two go sit in the bar and when I enter you'll have your proof."


The bishop entered first and the barkeep said, "Good afternoon, bishop. What'll you have?"


Then the priest entered and the barkeep said, "Good afternoon, father. What'll you have?"


Then the drunk came in waving his ten dollars.


The bartender shrugged, "Oh, God. Not you again!"

Answer 1

That's a funny one !! good joke

Answer 2

Pretty Good Joke
Sometimes you can find God in the sense and the form of things yet when you least expect to see his example....God is not into money so I hope the priest learned their lesson...

Answer 3

Wow, hahahahahahaha. Its so funny. :)))) And, to answer your question, The Old Drunk proved he was god by coming into a bar, and the bartender was not so happy to see him, so he said : "Oh, God. Not you again!" One of the best ones I have ever heard!

Answer 4

Funny.

Answer 5

Dude, great joke. I Actually get it, "oh god. not you again!"

Answer 6

Good one, lol

Answer 7

lol thats not bad

Answer 8

very very very good. Well done

Answer 9

coool

Answer 10

lol pretty good