a judge approaches the first samurai and opens a box. a fly comes out, which the first warrior cuts in half instantly. "impressive," says the judge, before walking over to the second samurai. when the fly emerges from the second box, the second samurai cuts the fly into fourths. "incredible," says the judge. finally, the judge opens a third box in front of the last samurai. his sword flashes, but the insect flies away. nevertheless, the samurai sheathes his sword and smiles. "but the fly still lives," says the judge. "true," the samurai says, "but he will never have children."
2007-01-12
11:09:54
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