a judge approaches the first samurai and opens a box. a fly comes out, which the first warrior cuts in half instantly. "impressive," says the judge, before walking over to the second samurai. when the fly emerges from the second box, the second samurai cuts the fly into fourths. "incredible," says the judge. finally, the judge opens a third box in front of the last samurai. his sword flashes, but the insect flies away. nevertheless, the samurai sheathes his sword and smiles. "but the fly still lives," says the judge. "true," the samurai says, "but he will never have children."
2007-01-12 11:09:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, Graydon902, he was not a Rabbi. He was probably some kind of other religion, likeTaoist or Shintoist or something. But clever of you to think of a bris when you heard the joke!
2007-01-12 11:30:10 · update #1
Was the samaurai a rabbi?
2007-01-12 11:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 10/10
2007-01-12 19:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-01-12 19:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by lm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute he should take up that profession because with some men that would come in handy
2007-01-15 20:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10\10 if you want a rate.
2007-01-12 19:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by mkh6294 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-12 19:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I liked it.
2007-01-12 19:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny *<:o)
2007-01-12 19:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋