Entertainment & Music - 12 January 2007

Pope was running late to his reception to Sacramento ... his driver said he already had 3 speeding tickets ... Pope switched seats with driver ... blue lights ... CHP cop looked at driver and passenger in the back seat and apologized ... Pope drove off ...

Cop told his wife that he let a speeder running 80mph in a 45mph zone ... wife asked if the man was VIP ... Cop said yes ... wife asked was it Nancy/Hilary/Arnold ... no/no/no/no but some one more important.

Wife said who can be more important than Geroge W Bush?

Cop said: I don't know but whoever he was, "PUNCH LINE."

2007-01-12 03:24:19 · 11 answers · asked by sprinting_turtle 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy?

And I feel like lovin you.

2007-01-12 03:24:09 · 22 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what of these is the best name for a rock band 'grim freedom' 'previous existense' 'melody of the burden' ??

2007-01-12 03:23:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Leo Sayer genius or nutter?

2007-01-12 03:23:37 · 29 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Celebrities

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All abord the Jolly Roger!?

2007-01-12 03:23:14 · 9 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What are some funny clips to watch on YouTube?

2007-01-12 03:22:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Is "New Yorks" mom really a man?

2007-01-12 03:22:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever been so pleased to meet someone that you wanted to know their name right away?

2007-01-12 03:22:23 · 10 answers · asked by JC 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what do you call a girl with one leg shorter then the other?

i-lean

2007-01-12 03:22:02 · 6 answers · asked by mud 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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What do you think is the most populare kids' TV show?

2007-01-12 03:21:57 · 11 answers · asked by yugiohdueler2win 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you a victem of random copulation?

2007-01-12 03:21:43 · 6 answers · asked by Go! 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you kiss your signifigant other even if their mouth smelled like afterbirth?

I mean c'mon THATS devotion!!...and this also includes early in the morning when you wake up...and you know just turn your head to your partner and take a wiff of that, but still you kiss them (tounges included if nessicary) and tell them that you love them...and that every day is a blessing that you get to wake up next to them.....sigh..

2007-01-12 03:21:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What happens when hope dies?

2007-01-12 03:21:36 · 27 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Why do you think Donald Trump is always picking fights with women?

Right off the top of my head I know he's had words with Martha Stewart, Rosie O'Donald and Barbara Walters. I think he needs to spend some time on the couch trying to figure out why he feels so insecure around strong women.

2007-01-12 03:21:29 · 11 answers · asked by i have no idea 6 in Television

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Sadest movies ever?

Which was one of the sadest movies you ever saw.

Heartfel or even made you crie.

Im just naming from the top of my head
Pay it forward
Beaches
Armegeddon (at the end, when B. Willis dies for mother earth)
ect ect.

Anyways what are some of the sadest movies you ever saw

2007-01-12 03:21:14 · 29 answers · asked by mr nice guy 2 in Movies

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Huge step up for JT?

Dumping Cameron for Scarlett. Cameron looks like a muppet. Scarlett is a godess. Nice work JT!

2007-01-12 03:20:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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is it common in your country that ?

young girls and boys become freinds.?

2007-01-12 03:20:38 · 7 answers · asked by star 1 in Music

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Have you ever watched the wiggles......?

and your brain started to turn to MUSH..... the wiggles are on my TV (I have no idea why) and I keep looking at it and my brain is completely mushed right now, like mushed potatoes

2007-01-12 03:20:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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