Entertainment & Music - 11 January 2007

Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in.

"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Cobba said "Lets try Plan B."

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her." Replied Cobba.

"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her titts."

"Play with her titts"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"

"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"

2007-01-11 11:57:47 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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what do you think is the key to a fun summer holiday?

what do yew think!

i think d beach how bout yew?

2007-01-11 11:56:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you noticed...?

cereal never comes with a toy in the box anymore?

2007-01-11 11:56:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you ever wonder why there is no "degrees" sign on the computer?

like 67 degrees? you use it a lot and there is every other sign on the computer but why not degrees?

2007-01-11 11:56:34 · 8 answers · asked by *~Adri~* 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Grim Adventures Billy and Mandy?

any one know where to download the episode little rock of horror,on an mp4 format?

2007-01-11 11:56:27 · 1 answers · asked by sam 2 in Television

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if u could meet one character from buffy......?

who would it be and im not talkin' actors i mean character and which season?

2007-01-11 11:56:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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The questions?

People shooting or people fighting?
Winter or summer?
Slow computer or slow at running?
Not washing up for 3 days or sweating too much?
CD player or Ipod?

2007-01-11 11:56:03 · 17 answers · asked by Being myself© 3 in Polls & Surveys

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is toby keith getting a divorce ?

2007-01-11 11:56:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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what is your darkest fantasy?

common now everybody has one.I promise I won't tell.

2007-01-11 11:55:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ok, I tried for 100 answers earlier and only 31 answered... New question: How tall are you???

C'mon people, I want 100 answers

Thanks

Signed a very bored little man

2007-01-11 11:55:52 · 22 answers · asked by Wocka wocka 6 in Polls & Surveys

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So what do you think ??

do people tend to take you seriously or just dismiss you ?

2007-01-11 11:55:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you infatuated with anyone around here?

Each everyone of you are mesmerizing, really♥

2007-01-11 11:55:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is there a way of contacting people who have been game show contestants?

2007-01-11 11:54:52 · 2 answers · asked by hippomaiden 3 in Television

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what does 3lw mean?

anyways, i had a feeling it stood for 3 Lovely Women.What do you think?

2007-01-11 11:54:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Please help with song?

I heard this song on the radio and i can't remember a lot of the lyrics or the name. It goes something like "you/you'll know where to find me" and it's sounds kinda like it may be rock/indie/punk. I wish I remembered more.

2007-01-11 11:54:41 · 4 answers · asked by Tia 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Paris Hilton and the trash pack?

Just like Sammy Davis, Dean Martin and ol blue eyes as the rat pack
I think Paris Hilton, Nichole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan, and Brittney Spears should be the TRASH PACK!!, anyone agree, disagree, whats your thoughts.

2007-01-11 11:54:24 · 16 answers · asked by FC 3 in Celebrities

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How many Yahoo user are around 16-18 years old?

Hey, I'm 17 i was just wondering how many other people around my age use yahoo answers.

2007-01-11 11:54:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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does jennifer tilly use helium?

2007-01-11 11:54:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you see an end in sight for celebrity worship?

It's one thing to be into pop culture, but celebrity worship has gone waay too far, hasn't it? Take Lindsay Lohan for example, she hasn't been in a hit film in years, yet she's all over the gossip rags/websites/news.

2007-01-11 11:54:07 · 15 answers · asked by Nicholas M 2 in Celebrities

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If we are looking for people ?

has anyone seen Betty Swallocks !!

2007-01-11 11:53:59 · 18 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

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how to tell if someone is telling lies?

2007-01-11 11:53:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys