Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in.
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Cobba said "Lets try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her." Replied Cobba.
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her titts."
"Play with her titts"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
2007-01-11 11:57:47 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
2007-01-12 06:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but an aussie wife who knows where the Shower is ?????
2007-01-11 12:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok thats seriously funny!
2007-01-11 12:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stuff the squares i think it's funny. Well done.
2007-01-11 12:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by Loo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's just a perverted not funny joke.
2007-01-11 12:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! i thought that was funny!!
C'mon guys have a sense of humour!!!
Its silly and ridiculous! LOL... made me smile anyway..
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2007-01-11 12:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by Chey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is dat 1 of bernard mannings?
2007-01-11 12:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's wrong with those guys? It made me laugh...
2007-01-11 12:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by ammie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LAUGHED AT IT SO THANX 4 THE LAUGH
2007-01-11 13:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Don 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perverted more like it
2007-01-11 12:01:34 · answer #10 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was funny, I don't care what some one else thinks.
2007-01-11 12:10:32 · answer #11 · answered by Darc 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋