Entertainment & Music - 11 January 2007

and this is just a joke so please do not think that these are my views LOL

WOMEN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

2007-01-11 14:52:17 · 22 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 14:52:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

WE ALL NOE SHE SKiNNY.SO WHY iS SHE 85 LBS?SHES 1 OF MY FAVORiTE CELEBRiTiES BECAUSE OF HER STYLE.i JUS WiSH SHE CAN REALiZE THAT SHES WAYYY TOO SKiNNY.SHE WAS A LOT BETTER WHEN SHE WAS A LiTTLE FATTER.

2007-01-11 14:52:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Gun 'n' roses or Poison?
As well as who as the better lead singer?

2007-01-11 14:52:01 · 7 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

with out heads

2007-01-11 14:51:57 · 12 answers · asked by the guy 2 in Polls & Surveys

if youu dress nicely, he says you`re a snob. if youu dress sexy, he says you`re a slut. if youu argue with him, he says you`re stubborn. if you`re quiet, he says you`re stupid. if youu call him, he says you`re needy && clingy. if he calls youu, he says youu should be grateful. if youu don`t love him, he`ll try to win youu. if youu love him, he`ll leave youu. if youu don`t have sex with him, he`ll say youu don`t love him. if youu do, he`ll say youu`re easy. if youu tell him your problems, he`ll say you`re irritating. if youu don`t , he`ll say youu don`t trust him. if youu lecture him, he`ll say youu`re bitchy. if he lectures youu, it`s because he "cares". if youu break a promise, youu can`t be trusted. if he breaks it, he had to. if youu cheat,! he`ll expect it to be over. if he cheats, he expects to be given another chance either way ..

2007-01-11 14:51:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 14:51:38 · 4 answers · asked by mauiniki 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-11 14:51:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a dollar that has a hollow star at the end of the green numbering and lettering on the lower left and upper right sides of the bill. What does it mean?

2007-01-11 14:51:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No defending any of these allowed just pick what you think is the creepiest

Care Bears
Barney
Boobah
Spongebob Squarepants
Elmo
Dragontales
Blue's Clues
Arthur
Bear In The Blue House
Kim Possible
Telletubbies
Peppa Pig
The Big Comfy Couch
other products/shows/cartoons you name

2007-01-11 14:51:02 · 30 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Television

To each clue, please list the movie:
1. A General who has a big ego and a desire to "beat out" Montgomery.
2. A girl with a slightly plump figure, a gorgeous boyfriend and a playboy boss.
3. A girl from Beverly Hills falls for an Englishman with 2 young daughters.
4. A monster lives is in a dark river, in the Amazon. He falls in love with a woman on the boat,above him.
5. He loses his job and finds out that taking care of the house and kids AIN'T easy.

2007-01-11 14:50:56 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

The song is a really good emo song. all i remember is that it goes,
"I just want to love, love, love-love-love, love......."

2007-01-11 14:50:17 · 11 answers · asked by mel 3 in Music

while your sitting in front of your computer ( do they just come to you) or do you think them up while wating in line, at the bus stop for the # 26 to come along? Or while your shaving in the shower getting ready for a date, or while SHAGGING the mail room clerk in the broom closet on your lunch break. Or simple while trying to fall a sleep?

2007-01-11 14:50:13 · 15 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

feel like your a special person ??

2007-01-11 14:49:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know these guys are looking old but here they still jam. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9ZGlk52Bgg&mode=related&search= Check it out Fade To Black for you die hards.

2007-01-11 14:49:46 · 7 answers · asked by Daniel R 4 in Music

I'm getting these weird thoughts lately
like nothing exists at all
nothing is true anymore

I know it sounds cliched
but that's what I'm feeling

2007-01-11 14:49:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think yourself to be superior to every other people in the world?

Please note: This is not an acusation, it a completely sincere poll. Don't get all heated up, i'm in no position to be judgamental. I was honestly just wondering....

2007-01-11 14:49:10 · 67 answers · asked by carlospvog 3 in Polls & Surveys

the opening song to csi new york and another that goes...just a small town girl..dancing in the rain...smellin like cheap perfume, or somthing and then later i think they go something like dont stop...belive it.

2007-01-11 14:49:05 · 6 answers · asked by gopackgo51 1 in Music

Ok...so there is this guy with a gun, loose at the neighborhood where my school is. The problem is that sometimes I get visions that come true. Should I tell someone? Like at school to warn them? But I don't know if it comes true or not. I want to warn someone so they won't get hurt. Or it might happen anyway and I would have no power to stop it. Or people would think I am crazy. What should I do?

The vision was that I saw a guy that carried a gun to school and shot somebody. Well there is a guy loose on the street that has a gun...

2007-01-11 14:47:57 · 16 answers · asked by Tai 3 in Horoscopes

are you ever just a little flattered that they spend that much time thinking about you??

2007-01-11 14:47:50 · 40 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

cassette or cd would be fine prefer from the 40s ,50s, 60s,

2007-01-11 14:47:49 · 2 answers · asked by mnfarmer61 1 in Music

With out puttin any info like "male or female" artist; rock or RnB style; New or old; or I heard it where ever; or even putting the lyric in the question box

2007-01-11 14:47:15 · 6 answers · asked by Audio Visual master 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.nvcc.edu/home/rgorham/Sites/Home/darwin.gif

2007-01-11 14:47:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 14:46:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 14:46:29 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Before "End of the Line" was made popular by the Honeyz, a Malay version was already released entitled "Cinta di Akhir Garisan" (literally translates to Love at the end of the line) by the talented Ziana Zain, Ning Baizura and Nora of Malaysia and Dessy Fitri of Indonesia. I personally believe the Malay version is better. What do you think?

2007-01-11 14:46:25 · 5 answers · asked by eenb 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 14:46:22 · 16 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Polls & Surveys

Martin Luther King Jr. "I have a dream" speech.
I really want it!! I got recorded saying the last part on it for his bday.
I want to see the WHOLE speech though.

2007-01-11 14:45:45 · 6 answers · asked by hmw95 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 14:45:10 · 3 answers · asked by David 1 in Television

2007-01-11 14:45:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies