Entertainment & Music - 11 January 2007

"We don't rent pigs."

First right gets 10 points...

2007-01-11 00:44:53 · 7 answers · asked by Collared 4 in Movies

There were three men from the Caribbean living together in London; a Trinidadian, a Barbadian and a Jamaican who were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However, upon coming close to a posh restaurant they came up with a plan.
The Trinidadian went in first. After being seated he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had finished the meal the waiter came by with the cheque.
"But I paid you!" the Trinidadian shouted.
The waiter was very confused as he could not remember being paid, but as he did not want to cause any trouble...he let the Trini leave.
Five minutes later the Barbadian walked into the restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for food.
"But I paid you!" The Barbadian shouted.
This time the manager came and had to calm down the Bajan, and as he did not want anything to upset the other customers he let the Bajan go.
Ten minutes later the Jamaican walked in, sat down, lit a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu plus two Red Stripe beers. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal and before asking for it, the waiter said, "Sir... I have been having a sort of problem all day and I can't understand it. Other people like you came in earlier and ate and they said that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them, so........
Before he could finish, the Jamaican chimed in loudly "Hear mi nuh boss, that ah fi yu problem...jus gimme mi change!"

2007-01-11 00:44:33 · 18 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-11 00:44:14 · 7 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine, Diaries of the Easily Irritated!

2007-01-11 00:44:05 · 13 answers · asked by Mark C 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 00:43:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 00:43:10 · 8 answers · asked by Mea 5 in Television

Who said that and when? And DO you?

2007-01-11 00:42:46 · 12 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Polls & Surveys

how far can a dog walk into the woods? first person 2 get it gets 10pts

2007-01-11 00:42:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

was it really "just a lame f__ around?"

2007-01-11 00:41:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why did jesse last name change in the show from cochrane to katsopolis?

2007-01-11 00:41:37 · 13 answers · asked by scott l 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-11 00:41:12 · 15 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

YET?? sheesh.. Whose idea was it to make Thursday come before Friday

2007-01-11 00:41:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For entertainment purposes; i.e. games, forums, celeb gossip, etc.....

2007-01-11 00:40:35 · 13 answers · asked by simply_ch0c0late 4 in Polls & Surveys

that seemed impossible for you to achieve / do / to happen to you and now seems a distinct possiblity for you?

2007-01-11 00:40:33 · 11 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

or are you the one to look away first?

2007-01-11 00:39:58 · 19 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 00:39:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is on film 4 tonight is it worth watching?

2007-01-11 00:39:06 · 30 answers · asked by murphy 4 in Movies

I think it's time to step outside.

2007-01-11 00:38:54 · 12 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

A lot of people either die or go missing because they step on this sand and sink into it.

On the start of many of the scenes to cause tension sand on a beach starts to subside. A small creator is created probably about 1-2 feet wide, 1 foot deep. Next some poor sod nearby steps on it unknowingly and starts sinking.

I remember the victims struggling but unable to get free from it and get sucked in completely. I think this movie is late 70s or 80s.

Please don't answer Tremors or Tremors 2, 3 etc.

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Thanks.

2007-01-11 00:38:50 · 4 answers · asked by echo 1 in Movies

JOHNNY DEPP HAS ACTED IN MOVIE "PIRATES"

2007-01-11 00:38:39 · 20 answers · asked by Biki 1 in Movies

2007-01-11 00:38:22 · 2 answers · asked by wolflover 1 in Music

When I'm 6'9"??

2007-01-11 00:38:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 00:37:59 · 7 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2 in Horoscopes

2007-01-11 00:37:43 · 19 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 00:37:28 · 1 answers · asked by Rae M 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-11 00:37:17 · 29 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times, blame it on the boogie.

2007-01-11 00:37:10 · 10 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm buying, but I won't dance!

2007-01-11 00:37:01 · 20 answers · asked by Mark C 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering if any of you knew of a site that you can go to and tour celbs homes. where it gives you 360 views & all that... thanks for the help

2007-01-11 00:35:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

hello, I'm looking for a song about the london underground. ideas, anyone?

2007-01-11 00:35:32 · 12 answers · asked by silvia 2 in Music