Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

She's the one with the wee Calve!!

2007-01-10 04:01:11 · 9 answers · asked by Cap10kirk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 04:01:00 · 14 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 04:00:56 · 4 answers · asked by kweenb2327 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 04:00:45 · 9 answers · asked by LadySingsTheBlues 4 in Polls & Surveys

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.

He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of.

See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there.

So, instead of saying: "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh and she socked me one."

The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."

I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of corn flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy b***h.''

2007-01-10 03:59:54 · 15 answers · asked by Jana 5 in Jokes & Riddles

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one beautiful blonde."

The guy exclaimed, "A beautiful blonde? Why kill a beautiful blonde?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

2007-01-10 03:59:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

WHY OR WHY NOT?

2007-01-10 03:58:58 · 13 answers · asked by T Mitchell 1 in Music

if anyone has sent her a letter and got a reply please could you give it to me. i have something really important to ask her

2007-01-10 03:58:43 · 2 answers · asked by eimear h 2 in Celebrities

I counted 125 pair

2007-01-10 03:58:42 · 27 answers · asked by Love United 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am something that nothing is, but yet I have a name.
I am sometimes tall and sometimes short.
I join your talks; I join your sport,
And I play in every game.
What am I?

2007-01-10 03:58:27 · 10 answers · asked by genie 1 in Jokes & Riddles

when the dead come back to life?

2007-01-10 03:58:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Man, it makes me glad I do what I do!

We watch it from time to time, and I have to admit (eventhough he's a wee bit older of a guy.) there's something attractive about the host Mike Rowe. I don't know if he's all that great looking, but he's hilarious to me with some of the comments he has! Any ladies agree?

2007-01-10 03:58:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 03:58:09 · 8 answers · asked by Cinderella 2 in Celebrities

Has access to such a wide variety of sex acts changed the way sex/lust/love is viewed today versus 15-20 years ago?

2007-01-10 03:57:34 · 6 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

In auditions, they say "bring your own sheet music of 16-32 bars"...what exactly does that mean? What does it mean when it says "ur own"?

2007-01-10 03:56:44 · 5 answers · asked by BabyDoll 1 in Music

2007-01-10 03:56:02 · 14 answers · asked by deadcatgirl14 2 in Celebrities

What did you think about the show and what are your predictions for the rest of the season?

2007-01-10 03:55:27 · 10 answers · asked by jmwest 3 in Television

There was this guy trying to get his kid laid..so he took him to a whore house and asked the desk lady " excuse me im trying to get my kid laid". the desk lady responds " How much you got sir"?
the guy goes well i only got 5 bucks... the desk lady reponds well... we got one that will do it shes kinda fat and ugly but she'll take your 5 bucks. Next thing you know the kid is jumping in happiness and exitment so he goes into the room with the lady does his thing and notices white stuff is coming out of her ear and nose. so he runs to his dad and says " daddy daddy something is wrong with that lady something white is coming out of her ear... .The desk lady picks up the phone dials up her boss and says "Betty the dead fat chick is fulled again

2007-01-10 03:55:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 03:55:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-10 03:55:01 · 22 answers · asked by Paqy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 03:54:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Who would you want to duplicate the famous Marylin Monroe Birthday song to you?

2007-01-10 03:53:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Was not a miscalculation..was much larger than my siblings

2007-01-10 03:53:08 · 8 answers · asked by Boopsie 6 in Horoscopes

is a 16 year old Whore a Winner?

2007-01-10 03:52:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Being taken advantage of, or being taken for granted?

2007-01-10 03:52:21 · 34 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

She was out standing in her field!

2007-01-10 03:51:51 · 8 answers · asked by Cap10kirk 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 03:51:22 · 11 answers · asked by Headfirst For Halos 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 03:51:21 · 22 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

The Sun Newspaper alleges that Jade has lost weight as a result of liposuction rather than exercise. However, she claims the latter and has brought out her own Workout Video/dvd. If she is lying then maybe the workout is not as good as she would have us believe ie she's a fraud!! What do you think?

2007-01-10 03:51:21 · 19 answers · asked by big pup in a small bath 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-10 03:51:09 · 19 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys