A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there.
So, instead of saying: "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh and she socked me one."
The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of corn flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy b***h.''
2007-01-10 03:59:54 · 15 answers · asked by Jana 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
best joke i've heard in a long time! i literaly laughed out loud.
2007-01-10 04:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by racer 51 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the entire tale is uncertain simply by fact this is finished of speculations. yet you may deduct from 3 sentences in there: a million)"Nott shot at Shott & Shott shot at Nott." -- this appears like a fact that the two those men shot at one yet another. 2)"yet some say Nott replaced into not shot, yet Shott swears he shot Nott." -- the 2d component to this sentence means Shott survived to tell or perhaps sware that he certainly shot Ned Nott. 3)"yet, the shot shot with the aid of Nott at Shott replaced into not in all probability shot & the shot Shott shot shot not Shott yet Nott." -- this is the finding out sentence. 1st sentence tells they shot one yet another. This third sentence says that someway Ned's shot did not bypass off, yet with the 2d sentence as sworn with the aid of Sam that he shot Ned, and this sentence asserting that there replaced into no way Sam shot himself, --- all means that Sam replaced into not shot, and Ned replaced into shot. as a result it replaced into Sam Shott who shot Ned Nott. Ned took a shot at Sam yet wasn't useful. this could be a exceptionally cool riddle.
2016-10-30 13:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would knock him in the eye if he said that to me to. Cute joke though.
2007-01-10 04:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I didn't think the joke was that funny. Didn't even make me smile. I give it a 3.
2007-01-10 04:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by J~Me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I didn't like, it but if my husband was to ever say something like that to me he would of recieved a black eye or two.
2007-01-10 06:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, that's an unexpected ending. Not really a question though so I don't see how I can answer.
2007-01-10 04:05:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sebastian 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha that's funy! Serves them right lol
2007-01-10 04:04:36 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2007-01-10 04:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by joybalbert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic !!
2007-01-10 04:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by Fortytipper 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good.
2007-01-10 04:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by susan9 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋