Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

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2007-01-10 20:27:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."

"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.

"Two dogs, please," said one.

The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'

The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"

2007-01-10 20:27:40 · 7 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Jokes & Riddles

hi does any one know how i can get incontact with Daryl Braithwaite?

2007-01-10 20:26:56 · 1 answers · asked by willren18 1 in Celebrities

One day, I saw this old bum out on the street, and he said he hadn't had a bite in three days. Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny I took a BIG OL' BITE OUT OF HIS JUGULAR VEIN!!! And he was rolling around and screaming and bleeding all over! I was like "Hey man, don't you get it?" but he just kept rolling and screaming, I mean, some people just can't take a joke, he completely missed the irony of the entire situation...

2007-01-10 20:26:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And gave you a really strange look, as you took it, then bolted, what would you do?
Yes. It is a box....

2007-01-10 20:25:42 · 16 answers · asked by Whava 3 in Polls & Surveys

He knows more about Mode than Betty and his interests, actions and manner of speaking is a bit sissy for a boy his age. Do you think he will turn out to a gay like that funny assistant of that bad woman? Not saying all guys who are into fashion are gays.

2007-01-10 20:24:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't have much information. I was watching a video and a young girl was singing about how her boyfriend and how she was really heartbroken. In the video she then hires people to rob and beat him up and then she hires thugs to trash his apartment. And she sings something about liking to see him cry. I know that this isn't much info, but I thought the video and song were funny. I was going to find the video and show it to my heart broken friend. Any help is appreciated.

2007-01-10 20:24:29 · 2 answers · asked by redheaded GINGER 1 in Music

But i wish know what members of black comunity think about the awful comments he did

2007-01-10 20:24:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 20:24:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-10 20:23:25 · 28 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 20:22:43 · 15 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

And yet your feet are so big!
Don't worry we'll work around it
I guess this makes me the early bird
Try not to smear my make-up
At least this won't take long
I want a baby
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
Maybe you should call Dr.Ruth
Is that blood on my headboard?
Did I remember to take my pill?
It's just a rash
Sorry about the name tags, I'm not good with names
Does it come with an air-pump?
But it still works, right?
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
But everybody looks funny naked
Do you smell something burning?
On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights
You must be cold
Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Maybe it looks better in natural light
Maybe you're just out of practice
When is this supposed to feel good?
It's a good thing you're rich.

2007-01-10 20:22:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Im tired so Im going now, but one more question, what time do you ussually go to bed?

Ps. Princess_Tylene I hope everything works out for you

2007-01-10 20:21:57 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Of course except Post Blue, which is in my opinion one of the best songs released in 2006.

2007-01-10 20:21:35 · 4 answers · asked by Idanna 3 in Music

Has life finally taught you to be humble, or do you still think you are "all that and a bag of chips"?

If you said YES, you are humble, what is your age?

Thank you for HONEST answers! :)

2007-01-10 20:21:15 · 18 answers · asked by Life after 45 6 in Polls & Surveys

Well, one day, my friend Marty was carryin' a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself, and I say to him, I say, "Do you want me to help you with that?" and Marty, he just rolls his eyes, and says, "No, I wanted you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw!" so i did. and then he got all indignant on me, he was like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic!" I mean, that's just great, how was I supposed to know that, I'm not a mind reader for cryin out loud, and plus, now he has a really cute nickname, "Torso boy" so i don't know what he's complainin' about

2007-01-10 20:21:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

clicking on a question that you can only see the start of, and it turns out to be shite when you read the whole thing? Like this one, for instance?

2007-01-10 20:20:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Any Bigger?

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

2007-01-10 20:19:35 · 9 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 20:18:42 · 11 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 20:16:24 · 11 answers · asked by ṡ๓υгƒєtt 4 in Polls & Surveys

watched a video on you tube which was bit horrible!! two women getting stuck in a sun bed and frying it was awful LOL quite a heavy song telling my neighbour and he doesnt believe me.just clicked on random songs so no idea what i was watching now i cant find it help... just to prove to him it really does exist

2007-01-10 20:16:10 · 6 answers · asked by smiler 4 in Music

I need it to make a necklace to ward off the gypsies, the toe necklace isn't working!

2007-01-10 20:15:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 20:14:52 · 26 answers · asked by Lily & Stu Too 5 in Polls & Surveys

in my life, theys been heartache and pain , i dont know if can take it again dont wanna try.......i wanna know what love is , i want you to show me , i wanna feel what love is i know you can show me

2007-01-10 20:14:34 · 12 answers · asked by shanice 2 in Music

2007-01-10 20:13:33 · 17 answers · asked by Ray 6 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am thinking of buying saiyuki reload album, love all the op and ed songs.

2007-01-10 20:12:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i was just wondering iF i could get to amazing race!

2007-01-10 20:12:05 · 5 answers · asked by issa 2 in Television

2007-01-10 20:11:47 · 23 answers · asked by Idea 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 20:10:57 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

I've just started to read the manga and found it to be interesting. at first i thought Raito/Kira is doing ok, but eventually he seems to be turning evil.

2007-01-10 20:10:49 · 9 answers · asked by rinkumi 4 in Comics & Animation