And yet your feet are so big!
Don't worry we'll work around it
I guess this makes me the early bird
Try not to smear my make-up
At least this won't take long
I want a baby
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
Maybe you should call Dr.Ruth
Is that blood on my headboard?
Did I remember to take my pill?
It's just a rash
Sorry about the name tags, I'm not good with names
Does it come with an air-pump?
But it still works, right?
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
But everybody looks funny naked
Do you smell something burning?
On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights
You must be cold
Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Maybe it looks better in natural light
Maybe you're just out of practice
When is this supposed to feel good?
It's a good thing you're rich.
2007-01-10 20:22:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
crack + U = bad
2007-01-10 20:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by r0msk1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* fake moaning * wait 2 minutes then ask in an annoyed tone.. are you done yet?.. i have to pick my husband up from work in about half an hour..
afterwards ask if it was good for you, cuz i couldn't feel a damn thing..
2007-01-11 04:42:42 · answer #2 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha 5 out of ten
2007-01-11 04:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are all good. i like the one that she says I always file my nails in bed
2007-01-11 08:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, naughty! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great evening!
2007-01-12 19:10:46 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if this is helping my yeast infection?
2007-01-11 04:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
never call his name uploud
2007-01-11 04:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by nthabi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it in yet??
2007-01-11 05:13:17 · answer #8 · answered by Deckard2020 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
all very true!
2007-01-11 04:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by desertblue62 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋