Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?"
2007-01-10 20:27:40 · 7 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, ha, ha! I can imagine their faces.
2007-01-10 21:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by Latica 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
And in the immortal words of Mr. George Clinton,
"BOW WOW WOW, YIPPIE YO, YIPPIE YAY!!
BOW WOW, YIPPIE YO, YIPPIE YAY!!"
2007-01-11 05:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha !! lol . thats funny !!! where`d u get that from ?!
2007-01-11 04:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Bri-anna 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
woof woof woof woof
2007-01-11 04:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
2007-01-11 04:41:43 · answer #5 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-11 04:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Jo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hot doggy!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-11 06:13:05 · answer #7 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋