One day, I saw this old bum out on the street, and he said he hadn't had a bite in three days. Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny I took a BIG OL' BITE OUT OF HIS JUGULAR VEIN!!! And he was rolling around and screaming and bleeding all over! I was like "Hey man, don't you get it?" but he just kept rolling and screaming, I mean, some people just can't take a joke, he completely missed the irony of the entire situation...
2007-01-10 20:26:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I just spit coke out of my nose and mouth.....LOL
2007-01-10 20:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A bum walks up to Nicole Ritchie and says "Excuse me, but I havent eaten in three days"
So Nicole says "Wow, I admire your will power"
Buddabing!
2007-01-11 04:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
He was probably on drugs
2007-01-11 04:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Huliganjetta 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well the truth is...he is a bit slow...
2007-01-11 04:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No sense of humor.....
2007-01-11 04:36:55 · answer #5 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
DUH !!!!!!!!!
2007-01-11 04:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋