Entertainment & Music - 9 January 2007

i want you to want me..i need you to need me?? it's in john tucker must die!!

2007-01-09 13:37:29 · 29 answers · asked by lize 4 in Music

"I like Small Butts"?

2007-01-09 13:37:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-09 13:37:12 · 21 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 13:37:12 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

'Cause yer either with me or agin me....hehehehehe

2007-01-09 13:37:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-01-09 13:36:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 13:35:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I tried 2 show so off, (Verse)
tried to act cool,
tried to make,
people think
i am cool,
which i am i not,
i am............

A dum,shy,scared,bold,
middle school student
with really long hair
and a geek as a friend
(yeah,yeah)

(verse)last line but my friend shows offf

She acts like shes a,
pop star or a
famous moudle or
somein like that
which shes not....

would you like 2 hear the last verse???Is it good rate it 1-10.10=perfert

2007-01-09 13:35:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Die in a fire or get shot?

2007-01-09 13:35:32 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 13:35:28 · 16 answers · asked by clutzmuch276 3 in Music

One time I was at college and I was getting bored so I brought my cell phone jammer. I found out that most people had real conversations but then I was following this one girl out to her car (she didn't notice me) and, even after repeatedly jamming her device, found out that she still kept talking as if there was another person on the other line. Can someone explain why people do this?

2007-01-09 13:35:21 · 15 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is this something that you would never be caught dead doing?

2007-01-09 13:35:04 · 40 answers · asked by LadySingsTheBlues 4 in Polls & Surveys

Oh my god
Bunny, look at those eggs
It’s so big
It looks like one of those chef guys girlfriends
Who understands those chef guys
They only cook to her because she looks like a big piece of ham
I mean her ears
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so fluffy

*rap*
I like big bunnies and I can not lie
You other mothers can't deny
That when a rabbit walks in with an itty bitty eyes
And a fluffy tail in your face
You get sprung
I gotta go pick up dung
Cuz you notice that rabbit was stuffed
Deep in the grass she's hoping
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, rabbit I wanna cook ya
And sprinkle you with paprika
My grill mates tried to warn me
But that rabbit was so greasy
Make Me so sleepy
Ooh, rump of smooth fur
You say you wanna get in my stove
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average cookie

I've seen them hoppn'
The hell with broiln'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a burnt croquet

Bunny got back

2007-01-09 13:35:01 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=247199>1=7702

2007-01-09 13:34:49 · 4 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 13:34:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the cheesiest joke you can tell me?

2007-01-09 13:34:14 · 8 answers · asked by Princess Purple 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone tell me the details on this news and your source? Thanks.

2007-01-09 13:34:01 · 5 answers · asked by Evan-ya 3 in Music

I want to know what you think of it. Try to see the full view if you can. What should I change?

2007-01-09 13:33:56 · 7 answers · asked by ♥iluvfoodnetwork♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 13:33:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

not say what you mean ?>?

2007-01-09 13:33:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 13:33:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Let's look at this saying from an objective point of view. If you see a penny on the floor and you pick it up, then it wasn't yours to begin with... hence, doesn't that mean you stole the penny from someone who lost it? Shouldn't you return it to it's rightful owner?

No, this isn't supposed to be a joke. I'm just EXTREMELY bored!

2007-01-09 13:32:47 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 13:32:44 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

because i do! just taking a survey.....

2007-01-09 13:32:37 · 4 answers · asked by squatch 6 in Polls & Surveys

Dear Connie ,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.

Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.

She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. **** like you wouldn't believe and an *** that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial.

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I've never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little.

Later, after I tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicki's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.

And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ******* remote is.

Love, Dan

2007-01-09 13:32:33 · 12 answers · asked by mike_in_tex 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I was like, what the *bleep*??? Some people have big issues...

Agree?

2007-01-09 13:32:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 13:32:23 · 11 answers · asked by ????? 1 in Polls & Surveys

why? =^_^=

2007-01-09 13:32:19 · 3 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

On and off for me...
how about you?

2007-01-09 13:32:16 · 12 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

Poll:
Would you rather have a girl that is:
(A) Skinny and has little or no boobs and less smart than (B)
(B) Average but more fat and has boobs and smart

?
Which one would you choose?

2007-01-09 13:31:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys