A man wanted to divorce his wife because she always wanted sex. No matter what. When he'd come home from work she would jump his bones, after supper, after snake, and several times in the middle of the night, basically all the time.
So they went to court to get a divorce. The judge said Mr. why is it that you want a divorce. He said Your Honor...my wife is wants sex all the time. This has been going on for several years and I am sick of it.
The Judge said how about this...everytime she wants sex you should charge her.
100$ for in the bedroom
75$ in the shower
50$ in the living room
and
25$ in the kitchen
so they both agreed and signed the papers.
When they got home his wife started kissing him and touching im seductively. So they headed towards the bedroom,. So the wife said ouh lets go to the kitchen and f*** four times! :)):)):)):))
2007-01-09
17:30:38
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