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2007-01-09 17:27:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

oh okay, thanks!

2007-01-09 17:34:57 · update #1

23 answers

No but mustard is

2007-01-09 17:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by LCee 5 · 0 0

Off sponge bob squarepants->

Squidward: Now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument. [Patrick raises his hand]
Squidward: Horse-radish is not an instrument either. [Patrick lowers his hand]

2007-01-09 17:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by becki f 2 · 3 0

Yes, it's a percussion instrument.

2007-01-09 17:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 7 · 0 0

Depends on what type of instrument you are asking about. Musical-doubt it.
It could be used to gain weight or you could use the jar it is in as a weapon. Throw it hard enough at someone and hit them, I guarantee it will do some damage.

2007-01-09 17:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by Aeryn 2 · 0 1

Yes. Particularly when being rubbed into a 'pink oboe'

2007-01-09 17:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure, haven't you ever heard the sweet hum of mayonnaise?

2007-01-09 17:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Not really a musical instrument.

2007-01-09 17:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0 1

Hello Patrick, You are kidding,aren't you??

Clowmy

2007-01-09 17:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i suppose it could be used as an instrument

2007-01-09 17:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by girlinlove 3 · 0 0

No it's not.

2007-01-09 17:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 1

No, it's squidwards favorite personal lubricant...

2007-01-09 17:33:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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