A man wanted to divorce his wife because she always wanted sex. No matter what. When he'd come home from work she would jump his bones, after supper, after snake, and several times in the middle of the night, basically all the time.
So they went to court to get a divorce. The judge said Mr. why is it that you want a divorce. He said Your Honor...my wife is wants sex all the time. This has been going on for several years and I am sick of it.
The Judge said how about this...everytime she wants sex you should charge her.
100$ for in the bedroom
75$ in the shower
50$ in the living room
and
25$ in the kitchen
so they both agreed and signed the papers.
When they got home his wife started kissing him and touching im seductively. So they headed towards the bedroom,. So the wife said ouh lets go to the kitchen and f*** four times! :)):)):)):))
2007-01-09 17:30:38 · 12 answers · asked by i love someone 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dumb
2007-01-09 17:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by dana5169 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!! The guy must have died after he heard what he's wife had said... But seriously who doesnt want a wife who wants sex all the time?
2007-01-10 01:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check yo self
2007-01-10 01:37:17 · answer #3 · answered by Westside Rider 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes crazy
2007-01-12 19:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny hehe i like it
2007-01-10 01:35:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
freakin' funny
2007-01-13 23:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by mikea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so good
2007-01-10 03:30:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good i have to say
2007-01-10 01:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...........and what we learned out of it....................Women are sooooooooooooooooo smart....
2007-01-10 02:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid
2007-01-10 01:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by pinkfloydchickcs82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh crap
2007-01-10 01:37:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋